Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
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Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
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We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top.
It's a bad look with his mullet.
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Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris.
He is now known as Harry Potter.
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The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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