Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad.
It says he's Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
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Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong.
The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
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Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep.
He waits.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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July 4th is Independence day.
And the day Chuck Norris was born.
Coincidence? I think not.
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The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town.
They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
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Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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