Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win.
But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
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Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
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Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
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Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
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