Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
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Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction.
No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute.
The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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