Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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His body cries.
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When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
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Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
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A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam.
Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
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Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs.
This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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