According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan. When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
The world ends on December 21st, 2012. Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
What does the fox say? Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
Chuck Norris knows who A is.