According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan.
When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
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If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win.
Period.
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Chuck Norris never has a deja vu.
No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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"With great power comes a great beard!"
- Chuck Norris.
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The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun.
The Earth is stationary.
The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
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Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
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Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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