According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan. When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam. Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.