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Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
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Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
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Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan. Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
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Chuck Norris can shut the door open.
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Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine. He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself. Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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