Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
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Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
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Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
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Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
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When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
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