Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens.
And dies.
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Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars.
He was the force.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people.
They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
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Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
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In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay.
Big mistake.
You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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