Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
Guns can kill, Chuck Norris does!
Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.