Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack.
His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Chuck Norris is ambidextrous.
He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg.
All at the same time.
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Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
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Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
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Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one".
Wrong.
Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
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If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
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Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth.
The Priests confess his sins.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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There is no such thing as global warming.
Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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