Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone.
His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
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Once an email was sent from LA to Washington.
Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
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Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris.
He is now known as Harry Potter.
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Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
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Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
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If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you.
On facebook!
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