Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water... That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.