Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
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It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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You don't invite Chuck Norris.
He invites himself.
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When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
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R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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