Joke #10799

Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
Vote: has 48.78 % from 21 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
Vote: has 44.92 % from 17 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
Vote: has 67.88 % from 20 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
Vote: has 54.59 % from 16 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
Vote: has 63.17 % from 17 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
Vote: has 56.84 % from 20 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, football, kids
The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
Vote: has 68.45 % from 16 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
Vote: has 66.71 % from 15 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once raced light. He is still waiting for it to catch up.
Vote: has 66.45 % from 19 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.
Vote: has 67.88 % from 20 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: bar, beer, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
Vote: has 69.55 % from 30 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris