Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
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Time travel is possible.
But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
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When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
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