Joke #10799

Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
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Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
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Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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