Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
Chuck Norris once raced light. He is still waiting for it to catch up.
Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.
Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.