Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything? Chuck Norris.
"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.