Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.