Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
Where does the devil go when he dies? He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.