If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
I hate Chuck Norris. Oh SHI...