If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
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When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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July 4th is Independence day.
And the day Chuck Norris was born.
Coincidence? I think not.
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Chuck Norris once raced light.
He is still waiting for it to catch up.
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You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right?
Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla".
Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
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Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
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Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc.
The Black and Blueray.
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Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
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