If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
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And Won.
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Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers.
The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore
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The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
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Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent.
They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
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Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
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Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
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