If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out. The genie ain't stupid.
Chuck Norris is not 70 years old. At age 60, he began getting younger. This is why he is actually only 50.
Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.