If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.
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Dear Chuck Norris,
Could you please close the door of your refrigerator.
Thank you,
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Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed.
Some get away.
They are called astronauts.
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Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London.
Then they wrote a song about it.
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Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.
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