If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
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We live in an expanding universe.
All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks.
They speak for themselves.
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The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
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Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
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Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
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