If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
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His shoe.
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once.
She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth.
The Priests confess his sins.
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