Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.