Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.