When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris.
The whole universe goes to hell.
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It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
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Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!
Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
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You are so old, the candles on your birthday cake raised earths temperature by 3 degrees.
You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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