When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.
Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.
Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.
Your mama so fat Thanos had to snap twice.