When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!
Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
Your Mom is so skinny she has to wipe her ass with dental floss.
Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.