When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris.
The whole universe goes to hell.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Yo momma is so old that her titties sag all the way to hell!
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself out of her motercycle.
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
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Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.
Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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