Joke #9658

When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, insulting

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They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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