When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris.
The whole universe goes to hell.
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When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top.
It's a bad look with his mullet.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past.
He has never made any mistakes.
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Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
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Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"