When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo mama so ugly when she auditioned for a horror movie they sent her to a professional!
Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.
Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris