When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris.
The whole universe goes to hell.
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Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009.
His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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