There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.