Joke #3800

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books. The words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
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