There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Originally it was called 'Chuck Norris Mode' but he decided to let god have that one because Chuck Norris is humble like that.
Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.
The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.