There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
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Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
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Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out.
No one dared to move.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris.
His voice is still up there today.
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Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him.
That man was Stephen Hawking.
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Do you know Chuck Norris?
Yes?
Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
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Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
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Guns can kill, Chuck Norris does!
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