Joke #3800

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
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Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.
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If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
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When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
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