There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
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Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
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Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books.
The words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
All of them.
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