There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!