There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow. No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is [email protected]