There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
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Chuck Norris will never die.
The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off.
It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
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The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back.
Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
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Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected.
He knows the unexpected.
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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