Joke #3800

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
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God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
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If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
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