There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured.
For torture, they made him eat his own entrails.
He asked for seconds.
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CNN tells about every disaster around the world.
CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
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The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun.
The Earth is stationary.
The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
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Originally it was called 'Chuck Norris Mode' but he decided to let god have that one because Chuck Norris is humble like that.
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