There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school. When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone. Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.
Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler. With him inside it.
Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.