There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese.
At the same time in every sentence.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris.
He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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Chuck Norris once threw a pebble.
We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia.
That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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