There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris.
It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
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Do you know why babys cry when they are born?
Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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When Light wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the book died.
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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor.
That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
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Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics...
In the summer.
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