Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris. But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
Chuck Norris will never die. The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.