Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.