Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
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When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
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Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
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They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
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Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
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Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids.
These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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