Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage.
We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
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There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
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Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
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In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
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Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
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Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
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