Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
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Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
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Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes.
Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
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Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
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Think of the hottest woman.
Chuck Norris did her.
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Dear Chuck Norris,
Could you please close the door of your refrigerator.
Thank you,
Europe
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