Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee. He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.