Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
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Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world...
Including himself.
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Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
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If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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