Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president.
If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong.
And stop being a racist.
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Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
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When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
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Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
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Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child.
The bed went itself out of fear.
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Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
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Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
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