Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water. The result is now sold as Red Bull.
Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage
When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it. He commands it to enter his mouth.