Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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It takes courage to say YES at the altar.
It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
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The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
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Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS.
Chuck Norris decides where he is.
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Chuck Norris was once shot.
The bullet died.
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Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods.
He is now known as Shrek.
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Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
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