Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
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Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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