Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability.
Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back.
The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming.
They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
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Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars.
These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
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Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
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The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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We live in an expanding universe.
All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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