Q: Whats the difference between a box full of dead babies and a cadillac?
A: I don't have a cadillac in my garage.
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Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk.
Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
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A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
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Hey dad, how do you feel about abortion?
"Ask your sister"
"I don't have a..."
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Host: No jump up there on the sticks, there is room next to that Guy.
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Hitler is daddy!
Hump me!
Fuck me!
Daddy better gas them Jews.
My gas chambers love the smoke.
G-g-gas the Jews.
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