Q: Whats the difference between a box full of dead babies and a cadillac?
A: I don't have a cadillac in my garage.
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What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law?
There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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Q: Did you hear her eyes were blue?
A: Yeah, one blew this way, one blew that way...
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Q: What does FUBU really stand for?
A: Farmers used to buy us.
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So a little kid and a child molester start walking into a forest.
They keep walking for what seems like hours, and it gets darker and darker and darker, and the forest gets deeper and deeper and deeper.
The kid turns to the child molester and he says "Gee mister, it sure is scary out here!"
The child molester says "How do you think I feel, kid? I'm gonna have to walk out of this forest by myself!"
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The boy took a bath with bubbles.
Want to hear a dirty joke?
Bubbles was a man.
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Q: What's the only thing faster than a black man running away with your TV?
A: His son running away with your VCR.
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Granny congratulates Johny to his birthday and tells him:
"May you live so many years, how many steps you made to the church during these years!"
Suddenly appears the Death and tells Johny:
"Have you heard your Granny's wish?
So, pack up your suitcases, tomorrow you'll finally go with me, mac!
Those 4 steps will not save ya!"
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Q: Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs?
A: An invalid.
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Hitler is daddy!
Hump me!
Fuck me!
Daddy better gas them Jews.
My gas chambers love the smoke.
G-g-gas the Jews.
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