Q: Whats the difference between a box full of dead babies and a cadillac?
A: I don't have a cadillac in my garage.
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Q: Why did the boy fall off the swing?
A: He didn't have any arms.
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What's the difference between a police officer and a bullet?
When a bullet kills someone else, you know it's been fired.
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Doctor to patient: "Why are you nervous?"
Patient: "Because this is the first item I am going to have An operation."
Doctor: "But I am not nervous though this is going to be my first operation."
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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike?
Because she didn't have any arms.
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Two boiled eggs in a pan, one says "Hot in here in it", other says "You think it's hot in here, wait till you get outside they smash your head in."
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Q: Why are Germans bad cooks?
A: The only good one killed himself.
Seven friends once pulled this at my college cafeteria.
One put a hot water bottle filled with pea soup down his chest; he sat at the head of a table, with the other six friends sitting along the sides.
When the cafeteria was pretty full of people, he made a loud noise (to attract attention), stood up, bent over and squeezed his chest.
This caused a huge gush of green liquid to spew all over the table; the other six immediately began to eat this green liquid.
I think a lot of food went uneaten that night.
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What's black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door?
A nigger with a spear through his head.
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What do an airport and a illegal abortion have in common?
The Hanger.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a table?
You can't fuck a table.
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