Q: Whats the difference between a box full of dead babies and a cadillac?
A: I don't have a cadillac in my garage.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean.
The lawyer said "I'm here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything."
"That's quite a coincidence", said the engineer, "I'm here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything."
The lawyer looked somewhat confused. "How do you start a flood?", he asked.
What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear?
He had his first taste of Christianity!
Vote:
An Arabic kid joined my football team.
All he did was blow the plays.
Q: Why did hitter kill himself?
A: Because he could not pay the gas bill.
Vote:
You might be a redneck if the Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.
Vote:
What is the difference between a fridge and a kid?
A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
Vote:
There are four people from different counties on the Empire State Building. One is Japanese, one is French, one is Mexican, and one is American.
They all want to throw something off the building that they have a lot of in their country.
The Japanese guy goes first. He throws off sushi.
There is a lot of sushi in my country.
Next is the French guy. He throws off a condom.
There is too much love in my country.
Next is the Mexican. He throws off a taco.
There is too much taco in my country.
Next goes the American. He looks around him and picks the Mexican up and throws him of the building and says:
There are too much Mexicans in my country.
Vote:
What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman?
A baby with a black eye!
Vote:
What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Baked Beings.
Vote:
My Chinese friend got really sick one day and had to go to a hospital.
I went to see him the next day, but he just kept whispering "Chun Yu Yan" over and over – and then died.
I was very sad and googled his last message after the burial.
Apparently, it means "You're standing on my oxygen tube."
Vote:
