Q: Whats the difference between a box full of dead babies and a cadillac?
A: I don't have a cadillac in my garage.
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With a blender.
How do you get them out?
Nachos - make a dipping and snacking motion.
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Q: Why is Al Qaeda more compassionate than pro-lifers?
A: The 9/11 hijackers got to die instantly.
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"Daddy, there is a man at the door. He says he is collecting for the nursing home."
"That's perfect. Tell him grandpa is coming in a moment."
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While examining the the body of Mr. Schwartz, a mortician notices that Schwartz has the largest penis he has ever seen.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Schwartz," says the mortician, "But I can't send you to be cremated with a tremendously huge penis like this. It has to be saved for posterity."
The mortician removes the penis, places it in a jar and puts the jar in his briefcase. When he gets home, he decides to show it to his wife. "I have something to show you that you won't believe," he says, removing the jar from his briefcase.
"Oh my God!" she screams, "Schwartz is dead!"
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"Doctor, please, my son ate some cement. What can I do?"
"First of all, don't give him anything to drink."
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Piranhas in the aquarium: sink your finger, lose your finger-game!
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What do you call a van with 5 faggots in it?
The AIDS team.
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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a car?
A: 2 in the back 2 in the front and 6.23 million in the ashtray.
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One step forward, 12 floors down.
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Sylvester Stallone's son was found dead.
I guess we have a good plot for the next Rambo movie now.
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