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What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan.
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Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a balanced meal.
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Patient: “Doctor, Doctor… I can’t stop stealing things”. Doctor: “Take these pills for a week. If that doesn’t work, I’ll have a color TV”.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
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