What's pink and spits?
A baby in a frying pan.
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how do you keep a black person out of your backyard?
Hang one in the front.
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Who's there?
I'm Mr, Farter.
Mr, Farter who?
I've brought some insecticides to give to your mother in law!
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I had a mate who was suicidal.
He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train.
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Anal sex is like your first car - you dont really want it, but your dad gave it to you anyways.
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I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today.
I had to drop the bomb two or three times before she finally got it.
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Host: No jump up there on the sticks, there is room next to that Guy.
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Seven friends once pulled this at my college cafeteria.
One put a hot water bottle filled with pea soup down his chest; he sat at the head of a table, with the other six friends sitting along the sides.
When the cafeteria was pretty full of people, he made a loud noise (to attract attention), stood up, bent over and squeezed his chest.
This caused a huge gush of green liquid to spew all over the table; the other six immediately began to eat this green liquid.
I think a lot of food went uneaten that night.
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What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Baked Beings.
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