What's pink and spits?
A baby in a frying pan.
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A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.
A: How do children in Baghdad do?
A: Bombastically.
Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork?
So you can tell which ones are still alive.
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Someone going to work sees a crowd of people walking.
Looking at the beginning of course, he sees a coffin behind a gentleman with a little dog followed by the crowd.
Approaching the owner and he asks him:
"What happened here, man?"
"Pff, my mother-in-law died," he said.
"Hush how sad eh… And, if allowed, how?"
"My dog bit her…"
"You don't tell me! Could you lend him to me just for tonight?"
"Get in line!"
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I walked passed a burnt out building with a broken sign saying "Fireworks".
How right they were.
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Some people just need a hug… Around the neck… with a rope.
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What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art.
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Q: What was Hitler's favorite drink?
A: Concentrated jews.
Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?
He was caught poaching.
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