What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan.
Q: How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? A: Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.
Q: What did one female terrorist say to the other? A: "Does my bomb look big in this?"
Sylvester Stallone's son was found dead. I guess we have a good plot for the next Rambo movie now.
Q: Whats worse then a barrel of dead babies? A: There is one at the bottom that is still alive. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He has to eat his way out. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He goes back for more.
Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway? He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
Q: What did Hitler get for his birthday? A: An easy bake oven and a GI-Jew.
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks, "I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday." Well, you can imagine her disappointment. The next year, her birthday rolls around again and this time he doesn't get her anything. She says, "Why didn't you get me a birthday present!?" He replies, "You didn't use what I got you last year!"
Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a balanced meal.
Patient: “Doctor, Doctor… I can’t stop stealing things”. Doctor: “Take these pills for a week. If that doesn’t work, I’ll have a color TV”.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.