What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A rumor.
I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".
A foursome is waiting at the men's tee when another foursome of ladies are hitting from the ladies tee. The ladies are taking their time and when finally the last one is ready to hit the ball she hacks it about 10 feet, goes over to it, hacks it another ten feet and looks up at the men waiting and says apologetically "I guess all those fucking lessons I took this winter didn't help." One of the men immediately replies, "No, you see that's your problem. You should have been taking golf lessons instead."
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
How can you tell if a novel is homosexual? The hero always gets his man in the end.
Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something we'd want to have dinner with.
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking a round with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" she asked. "Hunting flies," He responded. "Oh, killing any?" She asked. "Yep, three males, two females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked, How can you tell? He responded, "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."
They put one man on the moon. Why can’t they put them all there?
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
What did God say after creating man? I can do so much better.
How can you tell the difference between men's real gifts and their guilt gifts? Guilt gifts are nicer.