What do you call twelve naked men sitting on each others shoulders?
A scrotum pole!
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What does a man call true love?
An erection.
Q: How does a man show he is planning for the future?
A: He buys two cases of beer.
What did God say after creating man?
I can do better.
John: I didn't sleep with my wife before we were married. Did you?
Bob: I'm not sure. What was your wife's maiden name?
What's the difference between an intelligent man and a UFO?
I don't know, I've never seen either one.
Two gays were at a dance.
As they were jigging about the floor with each other.
Two massive guys entered the hall 6 foot 6 20 stone and full of muscle One gay asked his mate "Is that the bouncers that have just come in?"
"No" grinned the other,"That's the raffle."
What is a man's idea of helping with housework?
Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.
Why are men like laxatives?
They can irritate the s**t out of you.
There once was a fellow from Kent
Who had such a long instrument.
To stay out of trouble
He folded it double.
And instead of coming he went.