The T. Rexes were all angry. You know why? Because these huge muscular creatures with these big muscular legs and these tiny little hands! How would you feel, 60 million years never being able to masturbate? That is the real reason dinosaurs are extinct right there.
What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna.
What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? A cockerpoodlemoo.
How is a rabbit like a plum? They re both purple, except for the rabbit.
How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable? He tried to stirrup some interest!
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? A: He was having a bad hare day!
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has 4 rabbits feet.
Question: What’s worse than a male chauvinistic pig? Answer: A woman that doesn’t do what she’s told.
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer, the second orders half a beer, the third orders a quarter of a beer, and so on. After the seventh order, the bartender pours two beers and says, "You fellas ought to know your limits."