Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.