Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack. His heart is too smart to not attack him.
Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed went itself out of fear.
Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
Teacher to student "Why is every answer on your test 'Chuck Norris'?" Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"
Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.