Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
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Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
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Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
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