Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
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For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling.
He already knows the outcome.
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There are no weapons of mass destruction.
Just Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
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When Chuck Norris talks, people listen.
When he doesn't, people still listen.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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There is no such thing as global warming.
Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured.
For torture, they made him eat his own entrails.
He asked for seconds.
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