Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris." Then his reflection cried and walked away.
Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling. He already knows the outcome.
Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.