Joke #9872

Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
Vote:
has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
Vote:
has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
Vote:
has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
Vote:
has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
Vote:
has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Santa
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
Vote:
has 76.29 % from 446 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
Vote:
has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
Vote:
has 49.00 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, sport
Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
Vote:
has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
Vote:
has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, work