Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
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Chuck Norris dosen't get lost...
Everything around him is in the wrong place!
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Charles isn't in charge.
Chuck is!
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There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
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There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks.
No one finished it.
Why?
Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick.
It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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Charlie Sheen winning?
Chuck Norris says "I think not."
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When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
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