Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun.
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America doesn't need a military...
We've got Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross.
Just never his own.
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Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance.
He breaks dance
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When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
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