Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.