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Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
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Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
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Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
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In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
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Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
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Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
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