Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
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Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth.
The Priests confess his sins.
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Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people.
They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
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It takes courage to say YES at the altar.
It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees.
He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
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Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
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NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
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