Chuck Norris does not own a house.
He walks into random houses and people move.
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In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
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Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
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In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
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A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer.
You will score a 1600.
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Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
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