Chuck Norris does not own a house.
He walks into random houses and people move.
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Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks.
They fold under pressure.
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Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
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Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
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Chuck Norris is the meaning of life.
Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground.
Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
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