Chuck Norris does not own a house.
He walks into random houses and people move.
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
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Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
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Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
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Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills.
They made him blink.
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Chuck Norris is ambidextrous.
He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg.
All at the same time.
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Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
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