Chuck Norris does not own a house.
He walks into random houses and people move.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars.
He smokes smoke grenades.
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If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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What every sports player should say after winning?
"First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
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The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
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Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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