Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.
Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute. The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
Dear Chuck Norris, Could you please close the door of your refrigerator. Thank you, Europe
Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics. In the same event. From home.
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.