Chuck Norris does not own a house.
He walks into random houses and people move.
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The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea.
Until it met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible.
He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
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Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed.
She is now known as Britney Spears.
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Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books.
He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal.
Then he places the bowl.
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Chuck Norris can rotate text in MS Paint.
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In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win.
No questions.
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