Chuck Norris does not own a house.
He walks into random houses and people move.
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When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate.
It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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Chuck did enter the Dragon.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
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Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
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Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
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A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
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While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
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When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat.
His body cries.
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