Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
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There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse.
No mortal man has ever earned it.
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Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
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