Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
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Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
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He had real bears.
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Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
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When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
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When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
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Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc.
The Black and Blueray.
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I challenged Chuck Norris once.
He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space.
Now I read the facts from Mars.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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