Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
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Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common?
A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
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Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
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Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
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Global warming is the result of Chuck Norris getting mad.
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Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
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Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series.
We know it as Forged in the fire.
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Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute.
The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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