Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times.
He used a parachute twice.
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The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
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R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.
Hence, snakes.
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Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
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The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun.
The Earth is stationary.
The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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