Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.