Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
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We decided to go the humane route.
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An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor.
The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold.
Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
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