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Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
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For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling. He already knows the outcome.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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Chuck Norris knows who A is.
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
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Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
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Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
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