Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
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Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared.
These are known as black holes.
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Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar.
The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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