Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling. He already knows the outcome.
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Chuck Norris knows who A is.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.