Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars. These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid