Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
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His shoe.
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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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Chuck Norris isn't on Earth, the Earth is on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At night.
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.
Twice.
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When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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