Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
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E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris.
We decided to go the humane route.
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Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
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