Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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Chuck Norris has no need to walk.
The universe simply moves around him.
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Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
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Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
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Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
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If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
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When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out.
When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
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The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
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