Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
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Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
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To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it.
She's crying
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What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door?
Too Late!
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Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
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Count from one to ten.
That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
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