Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
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How did Stella get her groove back?
Permission from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
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If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas.
They made a deal.
Chuck now owns the shop.
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Hurricanes are really just Chuck Norris breathing into the rain.
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