Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
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Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
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Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
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Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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Once chuck norris and time had race.
Result: The time is still running.
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When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you.
When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
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Q: Why are there prairies?
A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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