Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.
Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.