Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv.
The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
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Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord.
He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
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