Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
Chuck Norris is not 70 years old. At age 60, he began getting younger. This is why he is actually only 50.
When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris. We decided to go the humane route.
Chuck Norris once raced light. He is still waiting for it to catch up.