Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek."
He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
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Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
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If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon.
After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon.
It was a tough choice...
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Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat.
The weights do.
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Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
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