Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
Hurricanes are really just Chuck Norris breathing into the rain.
Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
Chuck Norris watched the tape from The Ring. His phone rang and when he answered a scared voice said "Excuse me, the wrong number"