Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
Time travel is possible. But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore.
Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.