Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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Too Late!
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Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
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Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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