Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
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Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
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Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards.
Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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In France, Chuck Norris accidentally won Tour de France by exercise bike.
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Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
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When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
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Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
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When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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