Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra ....
After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra
Eventually died
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The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
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The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
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Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris talks in my sleep.
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