Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
God said let there be light. Chuck Norris said say please.
Chuck Norris made the llama extinct. Never spit in his face.
Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.