Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"