What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?
A hole-y Cow.
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Customer: "Waiter, do you serve crabs?"
Waiter: "Please sit down sir, we serve everyone."
Why did the frog cross the road?
To see what the chicken was doing.
What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball?
They re both brown, except the snowball.
A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet.
The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
"That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter said with admiration.
"Thanks," the girl replied.
The firefighter looked a little closer.
The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
"Little partner," the firefighter said, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."
The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
What’s the difference between goats and women??
Goats are always horney.
Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell apart?
A: "Cheap, cheap!"
There are two types of ostriches - Grey and Blue.
Grey ones scared hide their head in the sand.
The Blue ones sit in the bushes waiting for this moment.
An asp in the grass is a snake, but a grasp in the ass is a goose.
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Piranhas in the aquarium: sink your finger, lose your finger-game!
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