Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces.
Q: Whats the Diffenence between kinky and perverted? A1: Kinky is when you tickle your girl friends ass with a feather. A2: Perverted is when you use the whole chicken...
Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial? Odour in court.
Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys. The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore. The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out." The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth." Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer, the second orders half a beer, the third orders a quarter of a beer, and so on. After the seventh order, the bartender pours two beers and says, "You fellas ought to know your limits."
If they bring shrimp home on shrimp boats, fish home on fish boats, and clams home on clam boats, what do they bring crabs home on? The Captains Dinghy!
Q: What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school? A: Bison.
Where do cows like to ride on trains? In the cow-boose.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Brontosnorus.