Joke #10134

Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces.
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A guy rings his boss and says "I can't come to work today" The boss asks why and the guy says "it's my eyes." "What's wrong with your eyes?" asks the boss. "I just can't see myself coming to work, so I'm going fishing instead..."
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Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow? A tail pail.
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Teacher: "Who can tell me 5 wild animals?" Little Johnny: "2 lions & 3 wolves."
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