What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?
A steak-out.
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What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Reptiles.
Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.
What newspaper do cows read?
The Daily Moos.
What do you call explosive cow vomit?
A cud missle.
Johnny was playing outside when he really had to go to the bathroom.
He runs in and his grandma was about to take a shower.
He looks at her crotch and says, "Whats that?" She says: "Well, it's a beaver, Johnny."
The next day the same thing happens, only his mom is taking the shower.
He says: "Mom I know what that is. It's a beaver, but I think grandma's is dead because it's tongue is hanging out."
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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny?
He keeps coming and coming and coming...
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A Football team was on the field during practice, when to their surprise, a big turkey suddenly walked up to the coach and demanded a tryout. "Are you crazy," hollered the coach, "we don’t give tryouts to turkeys."
Before he knew it the turkey started dashing towards the football and made a fantastic catch.
"That was amazing," exclaimed the coach.
"I have never seen anything like that! How much do you want for a year?"
"Don’t worry about money," said the turkey, "let me just ask you something, does the season go past thanksgiving?"
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Why do milking stools only have three legs?
'Cause the cow's got the udder!
What's the favourite flavour of sharks?
Shark-o-late.