What’s black and white and makes a lot of noise? A zebra with a drum kit.
Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station? Because it's a mane-lion station.
There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day. One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby? One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies. Rape
Q: What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies? A: A rotisserie chicken.
Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache.
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says: "Dam"
Q. How does a frog confuse you? A. When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable? He tried to stirrup some interest!