Joke #3816

What’s black and white and makes a lot of noise? A zebra with a drum kit.

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat? He had to get a new goat.

Q: Why do bunnies have soft sex? A: They have cotton balls.

Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean? A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.

Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.

What do you call a gigantic polar bear? Nothing, you just run away.

Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. "I'm not paying," said the duck. "I've only got one bill and I'm not breaking it." "I've spent my last buck," said the deer. "Then the duck'll have to pay," said the skunk. "Getting here cost me my last scent."

You would think that taking off a snail's shell would make it move faster, but it actually just makes it more sluggish.

Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? Because, if it had 4 doors it would be chicken sedan.

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt? Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.

Two drunks had just gotten thrown out of the bar and are walking down the street when they come across this dog, sitting on the curb, licking his balls. They stand there watching and after a while one of them says, " I sure wish I could do that!" The other one looks at him and says, "Well, I think I'd pet him first".