What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it!
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Why did the frog go to the mall?
Because he wanted to go hopping.
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He says to the barman, "Can I have a pint of lager and a packet of crisps please".
The barman says, "Wow, that's amazing! You should join the circus!"
The dog replies, "Why? Do they need electricians?"
Q: What do women and cats have in common?
A: Pussy farts.
What do cows wear when they are on vacation in Hawaii?
Moo moos.
Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS?
A: They can't get the laboratory mice to arse f*ck.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon?
A creature that stinks to high heaven.
Dogs believe they are human.
Cats believe they are God.
Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand?
A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
What is a chameleon's motto?
A change is as good as a rest.
Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby.
Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.