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What do frogs do with paper? Rip-it!
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Why did the frog go to the mall? Because he wanted to go hopping.
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A dog walks into a pub, and takes a seat. He says to the barman, "Can I have a pint of lager and a packet of crisps please". The barman says, "Wow, that's amazing! You should join the circus!" The dog replies, "Why? Do they need electricians?"
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Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
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What do cows wear when they are on vacation in Hawaii? Moo moos.
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Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS? A: They can't get the laboratory mice to arse f*ck.
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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon? A creature that stinks to high heaven.
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Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
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Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand? A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
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What is a chameleon's motto? A change is as good as a rest.
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Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
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