Stupid?
He wanted to be a farmer.
So he studied pharmacy.
Why are all jokes about women one-liners?
So men can understand them.
Men are like......Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are
Men are like.....Coffee
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
Jennifer, wanna go to my place?
I am not Jennifer
But I didn't ask about that...
Why do men name their penises?
Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions.
If men got pregnant.... abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.
How can you tell if a novel is homosexual?
The hero always gets his man in the end.
MEN Vs WOMEN
1. MEN discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT. WOMEN discovered paint and invented makeup.
2. Men discovered word and invented conversation. Women discovered conversation and invented gossip.
3. Men discovered gambling and invented cards. Women discovered cards and invented Witchery.
4. Men discovered trading and invented money. Women discovered money and invented shopping. There after Men have discovered and invented lots of things while Women STUCK TO SHOPPING.