The best kids jokes

Friendly reminder that Adele and Taylor Swift are the same age, yet one is pregnant and another stuck in middle school.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: age, celebrity, kids, life, music
Q: What's the difference between racist jokes and kids with cancer? A: They never get old.
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has 50.27 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: age, black people, kids, racist
How should you treat a baby goat? Like a kid.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, kids
My kids get along great when they're sleeping.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: kids
Teacher: Who succeeded the first President of the USA? Class: The second one!
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: kids, political, teacher
*Me when I turn 18* Parents: Do this. Me: Dobby has no master. Dobby is a free elf.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: kids
Santa Claus arrives to a kindergarten and gives each child a present. Everybody received really cool presents – racing car models, ship models and similar. But one kid got only a pair of socks. A kid comes to him and teases him with his received brand new Formula 1 model and laughs at this socks-kid: LHey, what a shitty present you have received, look at my super car" said the kid offensively. "So what, at least I don't have cancer…"
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: car, kids, Santa
Q: Why couldn't the witch have children? A: Her husband had a hallow weenie.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Halloween, husband, kids
A kid walks up to his teacher and says "When is lunch." The teacher said "When its my break." "Your break for what? the kid asks. "My break up" the teacher said.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: food, kids, relationship, teacher, time
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves. "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!" Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?" The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!"
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has 49.63 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: game, kids, money, work
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