The best kids jokes

Q: What do you call a sleeping bull? A: A bulldoser.
has 52.63 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson
has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, celebrity, kids
4-year-old: Why are you my dad? Me: Because I made you. 4: How? Me: ... 4: O.o Me: ... 4: O.O Me: With Legos.
has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: age, dad, kids
Having past almost 30 years, the same question still bothers him… Why he does not look alike his brothers and parents at all - every single one pretty and he so ugly. He summoned all his courage and decided to ask his mother: "Mom, tell me the truth please, I am adapted, aren’t I?" The mother burst into tears and said: "Yes, my child! But it didn’t work, they returned you back!"
has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: kids
What is a bunny's favorite music? Hip-hop.
has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: kids
Yo Momma so ugly she makes blind children cry.
has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: kids, ugly, Yo mama
Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?  A: She liked kids...
has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, doctor, kids
The father with his daughter are taking a walk to a public place of their town; "Ann! Why are you so nervously looking around?" observes the father. "How else can I find you a really good son in law, dad?"
has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dad, kids, lawyer
Bob asks his grandmother: "Granny, tell us, how my sister and me came to life?" "Your sister, Bob, came from heaven and a stork has brought you to us." Bob then, turns to his sister and whispers: "Should we tell her the truth, or should we let her die without knowing…"
has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: kids
Why are little girls better than little boys? Because when you're finished using them as little girls, you can turn them over and use them as little boys.
has 51.55 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids
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