Willow Smith is 11 and has a tongue ring, half her head shaved and is bisexual. She needs to go live with her Aunty and Uncle in Bel-Air.
TEACHER: Why would you paint something black? STUDENT: So it runs faster.
What did the mama bear say to her cub? "Don't go out in your bear feet!"
Q: What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street? A: Put them in a barking lot.
One day Pepito was having a shower with his father when he saw his fathers penis. He asked his father what it was and his father replied "this is my racing car". The next night Pepito heard moaning in his parents room, being curious he peeped in to see what was happening. He then saw his father on top of his mother, while looking his father saw him and told him to go to his room. "OK, but I'm not sure you're driving that racing car properly" replied Pepito.
A: How do children in Baghdad do? A: Bombastically.
Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?" A: "You can't tuna fish."
Teacher: Who succeeded the first President of the USA? Class: The second one!
‘Is your baby a boy or a girl?’ ‘Of course. What else could it be?’
Most babies born today are very young.