Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldoser.
Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years?
A. Michael Jackson
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4-year-old: Why are you my dad?
Me: Because I made you.
4: How?
Me: ...
4: O.o
Me: ...
4: O.O
Me: With Legos.
Having past almost 30 years, the same question still bothers him…
Why he does not look alike his brothers and parents at all - every single one pretty and he so ugly.
He summoned all his courage and decided to ask his mother: "Mom, tell me the truth please, I am adapted, aren’t I?"
The mother burst into tears and said: "Yes, my child! But it didn’t work, they returned you back!"
What is a bunny's favorite music?
Hip-hop.
Yo Momma so ugly she makes blind children cry.
Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?
A: She liked kids...
The father with his daughter are taking a walk to a public place of their town;
"Ann! Why are you so nervously looking around?" observes the father.
"How else can I find you a really good son in law, dad?"
Bob asks his grandmother: "Granny, tell us, how my sister and me came to life?"
"Your sister, Bob, came from heaven and a stork has brought you to us."
Bob then, turns to his sister and whispers: "Should we tell her the truth, or should we let her die without knowing…"
Why are little girls better than little boys?
Because when you're finished using them as little girls, you can turn them over and use them as little boys.
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