The best kids jokes

A man and his son went into a store. The kid picked a USA flag and told his dad: "Dad, I want this flag." The man tells him: "Nah, this looks too bright. Check if it's available in a different color."
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dad, ethnic, kids, stupid
The father with his daughter are taking a walk to a public place of their town; "Ann! Why are you so nervously looking around?" observes the father. "How else can I find you a really good son in law, dad?"
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dad, kids, lawyer
Bob asks his grandmother: "Granny, tell us, how my sister and me came to life?" "Your sister, Bob, came from heaven and a stork has brought you to us." Bob then, turns to his sister and whispers: "Should we tell her the truth, or should we let her die without knowing…"
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: kids
How do Chinese people name their kids? Throw a spoon down the stairs. CHING CHANG CHONG TING.
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has 50.83 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: kids, racist
Wilfred had just learned his abc's and was very scared of doing them in front of the class. The teacher, though, told him that the best way to conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and do it. So, trembling, he stood in front of the class and began. "ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ." "Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where's the P? "It's running down my leg."
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: kids
How should you treat a baby goat? Like a kid.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, kids
One day Adam and his parents were at the mall. Adams mum gave him a $5 note and sent him on his way. He got a bag of chips and a drink. He went outside and his mum and dad weren't there.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: family, food, kids, mean, money
One day a mom was cleaning junior's room and in the closet she found a bondage S&M magazine. This was highly upsetting for her. She hid the magazine until his father got home and showed it to him. He looked at it and handed it back to her without a word. She finally asked him, "Well what should we do about this?" Dad looked at her and said, "Well I don't think you should spank him."
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison? A: "I feel like a kid again."
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has 50.54 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, kids, prison
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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has 50.34 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fat, kids
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