Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours? A: Nacho cheese!;)
The father with his daughter are taking a walk to a public place of their town; "Ann! Why are you so nervously looking around?" observes the father. "How else can I find you a really good son in law, dad?"
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In a stork?
A couple had been married for 50 years and had raised a brood of 10 children and was blessed with 20 grandchildren. When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the wife replies, "Many years ago we made a promise to each other: the first one to pack up and leave has to take all the kids."
Little Johnny was watching TV with his mother. Johnny: "Why is this tampon commercial so long?" Mother: "This is my favorite show called 90210." Johnny: ...
What is a bunny's favorite music? Hip-hop.
John: How old are you? Peter: Hmmm..I'm 7 John: You know what, when I was your age, I was also 7.
Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids. These kids are now known as the power rangers.
The tax advisor had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl was fascinated by the story, especially the part where the pumpkin turns into a golden coach. Suddenly she piped up, "Daddy, when the pumpkin turned into a golden coach, would that be classed as income or a long-term capital gain?"
Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."