The best kids jokes

Q: What do you call a sleeping bull? A: A bulldoser.
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has 52.63 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, celebrity, kids
4-year-old: Why are you my dad? Me: Because I made you. 4: How? Me: ... 4: O.o Me: ... 4: O.O Me: With Legos.
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: age, dad, kids
Having past almost 30 years, the same question still bothers him… Why he does not look alike his brothers and parents at all - every single one pretty and he so ugly. He summoned all his courage and decided to ask his mother: "Mom, tell me the truth please, I am adapted, aren’t I?" The mother burst into tears and said: "Yes, my child! But it didn’t work, they returned you back!"
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: kids
What is a bunny's favorite music? Hip-hop.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: kids
Yo Momma so ugly she makes blind children cry.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: kids, ugly, Yo mama
Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?  A: She liked kids...
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, doctor, kids
The father with his daughter are taking a walk to a public place of their town; "Ann! Why are you so nervously looking around?" observes the father. "How else can I find you a really good son in law, dad?"
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dad, kids, lawyer
Bob asks his grandmother: "Granny, tell us, how my sister and me came to life?" "Your sister, Bob, came from heaven and a stork has brought you to us." Bob then, turns to his sister and whispers: "Should we tell her the truth, or should we let her die without knowing…"
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: kids
Why are little girls better than little boys? Because when you're finished using them as little girls, you can turn them over and use them as little boys.
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has 51.55 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids
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