The best kids jokes

How do Chinese people name their kids? Throw a spoon down the stairs. CHING CHANG CHONG TING.
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has 52.76 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: kids, racist
Little Johnny's brother, Little Jimmy, was in the toilet throwing Johnny's toys in the toilet. Johnny saw his brother doing this and yelled "JIMMY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" His brother replied "Next time you'll think twice before you don't let me play with you." Little Jimmy threw a toy car in the toilet and said "Bye bye, racecars!" Little Johnny stuck little Jimmy head in the toilet saying "Bye bye brother!"
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has 52.50 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: family, game, kids, little Johnny, mean
Having past almost 30 years, the same question still bothers him… Why he does not look alike his brothers and parents at all - every single one pretty and he so ugly. He summoned all his courage and decided to ask his mother: "Mom, tell me the truth please, I am adapted, aren’t I?" The mother burst into tears and said: "Yes, my child! But it didn’t work, they returned you back!"
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: kids
Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, kids, school, Yo mama
Q: What do the mosquito parents say to their small children, when they see people lying on the sandy beach during a hot summer day more than 15 minutes? A: "Kids, prepare the cutlery and your chin-straps. Our lunch is already heated up and ready for the consumption!"
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, kids, time, weather
There are 3 men on a plane a Mexican an American and a Russian the Mexican says "I hate my country!" And throughs a soup out the window the American says "I hate my country" and throughs a pie out the window. The Russian says "I hate my country!" And throughs a bomb out the window. Then the plane lands and the Mexican sees a kid crying the Mexican says "what's wrong kid?" The kid says "a soup fell on my mom's head and she burnt to death." "I didn't do that" says the Mexican. The American was walking and saw a kid crying "what's wrong kid?" The kid says "my mom was driving and a pie fell on her windshield and drove off a cliff cause she couldn't see!" "I didn't do that" says the American. Then the Russian gets off the plane and saw a kid laughing his head off. The Russian says "what's so funny?" The kid says " daddy farted and the house went BOOM BOOM!"
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has 52.46 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black humor, kids, mexican, travel
Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp? The kids come back.
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has 52.46 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, kids
A man and his son went into a store. The kid picked a USA flag and told his dad: "Dad, I want this flag." The man tells him: "Nah, this looks too bright. Check if it's available in a different color."
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: dad, ethnic, kids, stupid
Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison? A: "I feel like a kid again."
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has 51.89 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, kids, prison
Little Johnny was watching TV with his mother. Johnny: "Why is this tampon commercial so long?" Mother: "This is my favorite show called 90210." Johnny: ...
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has 51.88 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: communication, kids, little Johnny, time
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