The best kids jokes

What is a bunny's favorite music? Hip-hop.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: kids
A teacher was asking his pupils to tell the name of body organs. When he asked the name of buttocks when pointing the picture of it, one of the pupils answered: "Its name is trouble". When the teacher asked the boy about the reason, the boy replied: "I myself saw my father last night rubbing my mother's ass saying 'what a trouble it is.'"
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, kids, sex, teacher
Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?" A: "You can't tuna fish."
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has 50.29 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: fish, kids, music
Having past almost 30 years, the same question still bothers him… Why he does not look alike his brothers and parents at all - every single one pretty and he so ugly. He summoned all his courage and decided to ask his mother: "Mom, tell me the truth please, I am adapted, aren’t I?" The mother burst into tears and said: "Yes, my child! But it didn’t work, they returned you back!"
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: kids
Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, kids, school, Yo mama
My kids get along great when they're sleeping.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: kids
Santa Claus arrives to a kindergarten and gives each child a present. Everybody received really cool presents – racing car models, ship models and similar. But one kid got only a pair of socks. A kid comes to him and teases him with his received brand new Formula 1 model and laughs at this socks-kid: LHey, what a shitty present you have received, look at my super car" said the kid offensively. "So what, at least I don't have cancer…"
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: car, kids, Santa
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In a stork?
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: dirty, kids, stupid
Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!
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has 49.52 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: kids, music
A grandmother was pushing her little grandchild around Wal- Mart in a buggy. Each time she put something in the basket she would say, "And here’s something for you, Diploma." or "This will make a cute little outfit for you, Diploma." and so on. Eventually a bewildered shopper who’d heard all this finally asked, "Why do you keep calling your grandchild Diploma?" The grandmother replied, "I sent my daughter to the University of Virginia and this is what she came home with!"
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: kids, school
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