The best kids jokes

Why are little girls better than little boys? Because when you're finished using them as little girls, you can turn them over and use them as little boys.
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has 47.42 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids
A wife to her husband as they watch their young son playing: "He's such a sensitive child. Let's wait until he's older before we tell him you're an accountant."
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: accountant, age, husband, kids, wife
Q: Why did the silly kid try to feed pennies to the cat? A: Because his mother told him to put money in the kitty.
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has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: cat, kids, kitty, money
Q: How is spinach like anal sex? A: Chances are if you're forced to have it as a child you are probably going to hate it as an adult.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, food, kids, sex
At a Whitehouse party for past presidents. Michelle Obama caught Barron Trump making faces at Sasha. Michelle walked over to reprimand the child and said, "Barron, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Baron looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Obama, you can't say you weren't warned."
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has 47.06 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: kids, mean, political, ugly, women
Q: In which room we cannot live? A: Mushroom.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: kids
A school bus driver stopped the vehicle to take little George out. The kid opened the door and saw his grandmother reaching her hands to grab him. The driver though, to make sure that that person is really a family member, asks the kid. "Is this really your grandmother?" "Yes. She visits every Christmas!" "Very good! And when she stays at he rest of the year?" the driver insists. "At the airport!," says the kid and continues, "Whenever we feel like, we go there and we take her home..."
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Christmas, family, kids
Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An Impasta
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has 46.76 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: kids
Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: athlete, kids
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty five-year-olds? A: Because there are twenty of them!
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has 46.44 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, dirty, kids, music
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