A wife to her husband as they watch their young son playing: "He's such a sensitive child. Let's wait until he's older before we tell him you're an accountant."
Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp? The kids come back.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty five-year-olds? A: Because there are twenty of them!
Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An Impasta
Teacher: Who succeeded the first President of the USA? Class: The second one!
There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day. One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby? One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies. Rape
Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."
Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids. These kids are now known as the power rangers.
A man had six children and was very proud of his achievement. He was so proud of himself that he started calling his wife, "Mother of Six", in spite of her objections. One night they went to a party. He decided that it was time to go home, and wanted to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouted at the top of his voice,"Shall we go home, Mother of Six?" His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouted back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"
First boy: "Are you having a party for your birthday?" Second boy: "No, I'm having a witch do." First boy: "What's a witch do?" Second boy: "She flies around on a broomstick casting spells."