The best kids jokes

What did the mama bear say to her cub? "Don't go out in your bear feet!"
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Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An Impasta
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A man had six children and was very proud of his achievement. He was so proud of himself that he started calling his wife, "Mother of Six", in spite of her objections. One night they went to a party. He decided that it was time to go home, and wanted to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouted at the top of his voice,"Shall we go home, Mother of Six?" His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouted back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"
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An Arabic kid joined my football team. All he did was blow the plays.
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Q: What do you call a sleeping bull? A: A bulldoser.
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They said the baby looked like me. Until they turned him the right way up.
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Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids. These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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Teacher: Who succeeded the first President of the USA? Class: The second one!
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The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. "Excuse me for disturbing you, ma'am," he said politely, "but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I've noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with a loaf of bread." "That's right." "Every day you hit him on the head with a loaf of bread, and yet this morning you were beating him with a chocolate cake." "Well, today is his birthday."
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‘Is your baby a boy or a girl?’ ‘Of course. What else could it be?’
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