The best kids jokes

A wife to her husband as they watch their young son playing: "He's such a sensitive child. Let's wait until he's older before we tell him you're an accountant."
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: accountant, age, husband, kids, wife
Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp? The kids come back.
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has 47.27 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, kids
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty five-year-olds? A: Because there are twenty of them!
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has 47.10 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, dirty, kids, music
Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An Impasta
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has 47.06 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: kids
Teacher: Who succeeded the first President of the USA? Class: The second one!
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: kids, political, teacher
There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day. One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby? One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies. Rape
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has 46.77 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, kids, racist
Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: athlete, kids
Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids. These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
A man had six children and was very proud of his achievement. He was so proud of himself that he started calling his wife, "Mother of Six", in spite of her objections. One night they went to a party. He decided that it was time to go home, and wanted to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouted at the top of his voice,"Shall we go home, Mother of Six?" His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouted back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: kids, marriage, wife
First boy: "Are you having a party for your birthday?" Second boy: "No, I'm having a witch do." First boy: "What's a witch do?" Second boy: "She flies around on a broomstick casting spells."
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has 46.02 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: birthday, kids, party
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