The best kids jokes

Q: In which room we cannot live? A: Mushroom.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: kids
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the last names."
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has 46.77 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids
Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: athlete, kids
Why are little girls better than little boys? Because when you're finished using them as little girls, you can turn them over and use them as little boys.
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has 46.67 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids
The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. "Excuse me for disturbing you, ma'am," he said politely, "but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I've noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with a loaf of bread." "That's right." "Every day you hit him on the head with a loaf of bread, and yet this morning you were beating him with a chocolate cake." "Well, today is his birthday."
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has 46.67 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: birthday, chocolate, food, kids, mean
A school bus driver stopped the vehicle to take little George out. The kid opened the door and saw his grandmother reaching her hands to grab him. The driver though, to make sure that that person is really a family member, asks the kid. "Is this really your grandmother?" "Yes. She visits every Christmas!" "Very good! And when she stays at he rest of the year?" the driver insists. "At the airport!," says the kid and continues, "Whenever we feel like, we go there and we take her home..."
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Christmas, family, kids
John: How old are you? Peter: Hmmm..I'm 7 John: You know what, when I was your age, I was also 7.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: age, kids
Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids. These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
A man had six children and was very proud of his achievement. He was so proud of himself that he started calling his wife, "Mother of Six", in spite of her objections. One night they went to a party. He decided that it was time to go home, and wanted to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouted at the top of his voice,"Shall we go home, Mother of Six?" His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouted back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: kids, marriage, wife
Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster? A: Hello, hello.
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has 46.07 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: kids
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