The best kids jokes

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves. "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!" Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?" The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!"
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has 48.42 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: game, kids, money, work
A wife to her husband as they watch their young son playing: "He's such a sensitive child. Let's wait until he's older before we tell him you're an accountant."
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: accountant, age, husband, kids, wife
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, football, kids
Q: Why did the silly kid try to feed pennies to the cat? A: Because his mother told him to put money in the kitty.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: cat, kids, kitty, money
Q: How are rape and an airplane similar? A: The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: airplane, dirty, kids, travel
A school bus driver stopped the vehicle to take little George out. The kid opened the door and saw his grandmother reaching her hands to grab him. The driver though, to make sure that that person is really a family member, asks the kid. "Is this really your grandmother?" "Yes. She visits every Christmas!" "Very good! And when she stays at he rest of the year?" the driver insists. "At the airport!," says the kid and continues, "Whenever we feel like, we go there and we take her home..."
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Christmas, family, kids
What did the mama bear say to her cub? "Don't go out in your bear feet!"
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has 47.48 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An Impasta
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: kids
First boy: "Are you having a party for your birthday?" Second boy: "No, I'm having a witch do." First boy: "What's a witch do?" Second boy: "She flies around on a broomstick casting spells."
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: birthday, kids, party
Teacher: Who succeeded the first President of the USA? Class: The second one!
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: kids, political, teacher
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