The best kids jokes

As a member of the organization that installs computer systems aboard Navy ships, I am mindful of how important the off-ship e-mail capabilities are to sailor morale, especially when some vessels are deployed for up to six months. One day while shopping at the base commissary, I noticed another crucial aspect of my job. I was behind a frazzled mother with two active children, and as I watched, she stalked over to where her young son had perched himself on the rail of the freezer case. "If you don't get off there right now," she commanded, "I'm going to e-mail your father!"
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: computer, kids, navy, technology, time
It was graduation day and Mom was trying to take a picture of their son in a cap and gown, posed with his father. "Let’s try to make this look natural" she said. "Junior, put your arm around your dad’s shoulder." The father answered, "If you want it to look natural, why not have him put his hand in my pocket?"
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dad, graduation, kids
4-year-old: Why are you my dad? Me: Because I made you. 4: How? Me: ... 4: O.o Me: ... 4: O.O Me: With Legos.
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: age, dad, kids
Happy Father's Day to the top three most likely candidates.
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, kids, sex, single, women
Having past almost 30 years, the same question still bothers him… Why he does not look alike his brothers and parents at all - every single one pretty and he so ugly. He summoned all his courage and decided to ask his mother: "Mom, tell me the truth please, I am adapted, aren’t I?" The mother burst into tears and said: "Yes, my child! But it didn’t work, they returned you back!"
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: kids
What is a bunny's favorite music? Hip-hop.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: kids
A teacher was asking his pupils to tell the name of body organs. When he asked the name of buttocks when pointing the picture of it, one of the pupils answered: "Its name is trouble". When the teacher asked the boy about the reason, the boy replied: "I myself saw my father last night rubbing my mother's ass saying 'what a trouble it is.'"
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, kids, sex, teacher
Yo Momma so ugly she makes blind children cry.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: kids, ugly, Yo mama
Come on guys, I think we are a little tough on pedophiles, they have a hard time fitting in.
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has 51.88 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, kids, sex
Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?  A: She liked kids...
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, doctor, kids
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