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What did the mama bear say to her cub? "Don't go out in your bear feet!"
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Q: What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street? A: Put them in a barking lot.
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Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?" A: "You can't tuna fish."
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Teacher: Who succeeded the first President of the USA? Class: The second one!
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Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An Impasta
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Most babies born today are very young.
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Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'" Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?" Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
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A man had six children and was very proud of his achievement. He was so proud of himself that he started calling his wife, "Mother of Six", in spite of her objections. One night they went to a party. He decided that it was time to go home, and wanted to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouted at the top of his voice,"Shall we go home, Mother of Six?" His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouted back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"
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Q: How big are the pastro's beds? A: Oh c'mon, it knows every little kid.
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