The best kids jokes

Which is the most confusing day in America? Father's day! 80% don't know whom to wish. Rest 20% are scared someone will come and wish them.
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, Fathers day, kids, sex
How should you treat a baby goat? Like a kid.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, kids
While having their evening dinner together, a little girl looked up at her father and asked, "Daddy, you're the boss in our family, right?" The father was very pleased to hear it and confidently replied, "Yes my little princess." The girl then continued, "That's because mommy put you in charge, right?"
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: dad, family, kids
A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?" "Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
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has 54.42 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, kids, party, white people
What is a bunny's favorite music? Hip-hop.
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has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child? A: Caps and robbers
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: dentist, game, kids
You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: age, kids
Three kids were smoking behind the shed. "My dad can blow smoke through his nose!" boasted the first. "Ha, mine can blow smoke through this ears!" countered the second boy. "That’s nothing," piped up the third. "My dad can blow smoke through his arse. I know,‘cos I’ve seen the nicotine stains on his undies."
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: dad, fart, kids, weed
An old mountaineer and his young ex-wife were fighting over custody of their children. The mother protested that since she brought her kids into this world, she should retain custody of them. The judge asked the old mountaineer for his side of the story. After a long moment of silence, the mountaineer rose from his chair and asked, "Judge, when I put a quarter in a candy machine and a candy bar comes out, does it belong to me or the machine?"
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has 54.08 % from 204 votes. More jokes about: kids, marriage, wife
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: car, cop, kids
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