The best kids jokes

How do Chinese people name their kids? Throw a spoon down the stairs. CHING CHANG CHONG TING.
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has 54.44 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: kids, racist
What is a bunny's favorite music? Hip-hop.
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has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: kids
A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?" "Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
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has 54.29 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, kids, party, white people
Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child? A: Caps and robbers
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: dentist, game, kids
You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: age, kids
Willy: "Mom, are our neighbors very poor people? Mother: "I don't think so, Willy. Why do you ask?" Willy: "Because they made such a fuss when their baby swallowed a coin."
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: baby, kids, money
Three kids were smoking behind the shed. "My dad can blow smoke through his nose!" boasted the first. "Ha, mine can blow smoke through this ears!" countered the second boy. "That’s nothing," piped up the third. "My dad can blow smoke through his arse. I know,‘cos I’ve seen the nicotine stains on his undies."
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: dad, fart, kids, weed
A son and the dad are walking around on the streets. The dad stops the son and says, "Son, if you don't stop masturbating, you are going to go blind." The son says, "Dad! I'm over here!"
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: age, dad, kids, life, masturbation
An old mountaineer and his young ex-wife were fighting over custody of their children. The mother protested that since she brought her kids into this world, she should retain custody of them. The judge asked the old mountaineer for his side of the story. After a long moment of silence, the mountaineer rose from his chair and asked, "Judge, when I put a quarter in a candy machine and a candy bar comes out, does it belong to me or the machine?"
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has 54.01 % from 206 votes. More jokes about: kids, marriage, wife
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: car, cop, kids
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