The best kids jokes

Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'" Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?" Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
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A man had six children and was very proud of his achievement. He was so proud of himself that he started calling his wife, "Mother of Six", in spite of her objections. One night they went to a party. He decided that it was time to go home, and wanted to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouted at the top of his voice,"Shall we go home, Mother of Six?" His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouted back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"
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Q: How big are the pastro's beds? A: Oh c'mon, it knows every little kid.
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Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours? A: Nacho cheese!;)
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Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!
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When Chuck Norris was a child, he would play with real logs instead of Lincoln logs.
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Q: How did the sand get wet? A: The sea weed!
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Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus? A. "Is that you mommy?"
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Q: Why did the cat sleep with a fan on? A: He wanted to be a cool cat.
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