The best kids jokes

"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In a stork?
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: dirty, kids, stupid
Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?" A: "You can't tuna fish."
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has 50.29 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: fish, kids, music
Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, kids, school, Yo mama
My kids get along great when they're sleeping.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!
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has 49.52 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: kids, music
A grandmother was pushing her little grandchild around Wal- Mart in a buggy. Each time she put something in the basket she would say, "And here’s something for you, Diploma." or "This will make a cute little outfit for you, Diploma." and so on. Eventually a bewildered shopper who’d heard all this finally asked, "Why do you keep calling your grandchild Diploma?" The grandmother replied, "I sent my daughter to the University of Virginia and this is what she came home with!"
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: kids, school
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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has 49.27 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fat, kids
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves. "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!" Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?" The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!"
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has 49.23 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: game, kids, money, work
Little Johnny's brother, Little Jimmy, was in the toilet throwing Johnny's toys in the toilet. Johnny saw his brother doing this and yelled "JIMMY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" His brother replied "Next time you'll think twice before you don't let me play with you." Little Jimmy threw a toy car in the toilet and said "Bye bye, racecars!" Little Johnny stuck little Jimmy head in the toilet saying "Bye bye brother!"
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has 48.83 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: family, game, kids, little Johnny, mean
A school bus driver stopped the vehicle to take little George out. The kid opened the door and saw his grandmother reaching her hands to grab him. The driver though, to make sure that that person is really a family member, asks the kid. "Is this really your grandmother?" "Yes. She visits every Christmas!" "Very good! And when she stays at he rest of the year?" the driver insists. "At the airport!," says the kid and continues, "Whenever we feel like, we go there and we take her home..."
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Christmas, family, kids
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