The best kids jokes

How should you treat a baby goat? Like a kid.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, kids
One day Adam and his parents were at the mall. Adams mum gave him a $5 note and sent him on his way. He got a bag of chips and a drink. He went outside and his mum and dad weren't there.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: family, food, kids, mean, money
As a member of the organization that installs computer systems aboard Navy ships, I am mindful of how important the off-ship e-mail capabilities are to sailor morale, especially when some vessels are deployed for up to six months. One day while shopping at the base commissary, I noticed another crucial aspect of my job. I was behind a frazzled mother with two active children, and as I watched, she stalked over to where her young son had perched himself on the rail of the freezer case. "If you don't get off there right now," she commanded, "I'm going to e-mail your father!"
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: computer, kids, navy, technology, time
One day a mom was cleaning junior's room and in the closet she found a bondage S&M magazine. This was highly upsetting for her. She hid the magazine until his father got home and showed it to him. He looked at it and handed it back to her without a word. She finally asked him, "Well what should we do about this?" Dad looked at her and said, "Well I don't think you should spank him."
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: kids
Santa Claus arrives to a kindergarten and gives each child a present. Everybody received really cool presents – racing car models, ship models and similar. But one kid got only a pair of socks. A kid comes to him and teases him with his received brand new Formula 1 model and laughs at this socks-kid: LHey, what a shitty present you have received, look at my super car" said the kid offensively. "So what, at least I don't have cancer…"
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: car, kids, Santa
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In a stork?
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: dirty, kids, stupid
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty five-year-olds? A: Because there are twenty of them!
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has 50.20 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, dirty, kids, music
Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, kids, school, Yo mama
My kids get along great when they're sleeping.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison? A: "I feel like a kid again."
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has 49.74 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, kids, prison
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