The best kids jokes

The tax advisor had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl was fascinated by the story, especially the part where the pumpkin turns into a golden coach. Suddenly she piped up, "Daddy, when the pumpkin turned into a golden coach, would that be classed as income or a long-term capital gain?"
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: kids, tax
Having past almost 30 years, the same question still bothers him… Why he does not look alike his brothers and parents at all - every single one pretty and he so ugly. He summoned all his courage and decided to ask his mother: "Mom, tell me the truth please, I am adapted, aren’t I?" The mother burst into tears and said: "Yes, my child! But it didn’t work, they returned you back!"
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: kids
My kids get along great when they're sleeping.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: kids
The father with his daughter are taking a walk to a public place of their town; "Ann! Why are you so nervously looking around?" observes the father. "How else can I find you a really good son in law, dad?"
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: dad, kids, lawyer
A man and his son went into a store. The kid picked a USA flag and told his dad: "Dad, I want this flag." The man tells him: "Nah, this looks too bright. Check if it's available in a different color."
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: dad, ethnic, kids, stupid
Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp? The kids come back.
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has 52.26 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, kids
A kid asks his father: Kid: Daddy why do i have to go to bed? Dad: Because the bed wont come to you.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: dad, kids
Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? A: Because then the children have to play inside.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, kids, weather
Why are little girls better than little boys? Because when you're finished using them as little girls, you can turn them over and use them as little boys.
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has 52.10 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids
As a member of the organization that installs computer systems aboard Navy ships, I am mindful of how important the off-ship e-mail capabilities are to sailor morale, especially when some vessels are deployed for up to six months. One day while shopping at the base commissary, I noticed another crucial aspect of my job. I was behind a frazzled mother with two active children, and as I watched, she stalked over to where her young son had perched himself on the rail of the freezer case. "If you don't get off there right now," she commanded, "I'm going to e-mail your father!"
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: computer, kids, navy, technology, time
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