The best kids jokes

Anxiety: Getting up to see why the baby isn’t crying.
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They said the baby looked like me. Until they turned him the right way up.
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A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car. When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'". Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
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Q: What do you call a sleeping bull? A: A bulldoser.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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A mother and her son are sitting on an airplane, which is ready to take off. The son admires the parked plains’ through the window. At one point, he turns to his mother, which was reading a magazine, and pops the question: "Since big dogs have little dogs, and big cats have little cats, how come, big airplanes have little plains?" The child’s mother, bored to think of a reasonable answer, consultant him to ask the flight attendant. Therefore, it happened: "Since big dogs have little dogs, and big cats have little cats, how come, big airplanes have little plains?" little boy asks the flight attendant. Then, with a smile on her face, stewardess replied: "Did your mom told you to ask me?" The boy shook his head positively. So, she says back: "Tell your mother, that our company knows better and.. pulls out in time!"
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Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
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Billy: What a pair of strange socks you're wearing, one is green and the other is blue with red spots!! Drew: Yes, it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.
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"Where did you born?" "At the hospital!" "Don’t tell me! And what were you in for?"
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Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves? A: Rasin Brand.
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