The best kids jokes

Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster? A: Hello, hello.
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Q: Why did the cat sleep with a fan on? A: He wanted to be a cool cat.
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Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'" Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?" Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
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Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves? A: Rasin Brand.
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Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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A mother found out she was pregnant and told the good news to anyone who would listen. One day when mother and son were shopping, a woman asked the little boy if he was excited about the new baby. ‘Yes!’ the four-year-old said. ‘And I know what we are going to name it, too. If it's a girl we're going to call her Mary, and if it's another boy we're going to call it quits!'
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Did you hear about the baby who swallowed a pin? It was OK. It was a safety pin.
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Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
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Billy: What a pair of strange socks you're wearing, one is green and the other is blue with red spots!! Drew: Yes, it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.
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When Chuck Norris was a child, he would play with real logs instead of Lincoln logs.
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