The best kids jokes

Willow Smith is 11 and has a tongue ring, half her head shaved and is bisexual. She needs to go live with her Aunty and Uncle in Bel-Air.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, celebrity, kids, life
Yo mama so stupid, she went to a garage sale to buy a garage
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: game, kids
Most babies born today are very young.
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster? A: Hello, hello.
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has 43.52 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: Why did the cat sleep with a fan on? A: He wanted to be a cool cat.
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has 43.49 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: kids
Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, kids, sex
One day Pepito was having a shower with his father when he saw his fathers penis. He asked his father what it was and his father replied "this is my racing car". The next night Pepito heard moaning in his parents room, being curious he peeped in to see what was happening. He then saw his father on top of his mother, while looking his father saw him and told him to go to his room. "OK, but I'm not sure you're driving that racing car properly" replied Pepito.
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has 42.73 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: car, driving, kids, sex
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, stupid, Yo mama
Heres what you do: 1. Dinner 2. Kiss 3. Movie 4. Sex 5. Bring her back home 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting
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has 42.06 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dating, kids, money, sex
A mother found out she was pregnant and told the good news to anyone who would listen. One day when mother and son were shopping, a woman asked the little boy if he was excited about the new baby. ‘Yes!’ the four-year-old said. ‘And I know what we are going to name it, too. If it's a girl we're going to call her Mary, and if it's another boy we're going to call it quits!'
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: kids
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