The father with his daughter are taking a walk to a public place of their town;
"Ann! Why are you so nervously looking around?" observes the father.
"How else can I find you a really good son in law, dad?"
Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child.
The bed went itself out of fear.
Vote:
Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp?
The kids come back.
Vote:
Our baby looks just like me.
But that’s OK, as long as he’s healthy.
There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day.
One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby?
One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies.
Rape
What is height of Laziness?
Adopting a child.
Handy hint: Feed your baby onions so you can find it in the dark.
Willow Smith is 11 and has a tongue ring, half her head shaved and is bisexual.
She needs to go live with her Aunty and Uncle in Bel-Air.
Did you hear about the baby who swallowed a pin?
It was OK.
It was a safety pin.