A mother found out she was pregnant and told the good news to anyone who would listen. One day when mother and son were shopping, a woman asked the little boy if he was excited about the new baby. ‘Yes!’ the four-year-old said. ‘And I know what we are going to name it, too. If it's a girl we're going to call her Mary, and if it's another boy we're going to call it quits!'
Did you hear about the baby who swallowed a pin? It was OK. It was a safety pin.
Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.
Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
Billy: What a pair of strange socks you're wearing, one is green and the other is blue with red spots!! Drew: Yes, it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.
Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves? A: Rasin Brand.
Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus? A. "Is that you mommy?"
A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car. When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'". Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breath!!!!
What's black and white, black and white, and black and white? (A panda bear rolling down a hill!)