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One day Adam and his parents were at the mall. Adams mum gave him a $5 note and sent him on his way. He got a bag of chips and a drink. He went outside and his mum and dad weren't there.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: family, food, kids, mean, money
What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Stop erupting me.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: kids
"Johny, what is the difference between being sober and being drunken?" Johny: "When I was drunk I didn't need to buy a ticket to the carousel." "Ok, and when you were sober and wanted to go to the carousel what has happened then?" "The carousel man needed to center the whole carousel, of course. The left half of the carousel was for me and the right one for all the small children."
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: drunk, kids, little Johnny
Most babies born today are very young.
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster? A: Hello, hello.
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has 43.46 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: Why did the cat sleep with a fan on? A: He wanted to be a cool cat.
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has 43.46 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: kids
Heres what you do: 1. Dinner 2. Kiss 3. Movie 4. Sex 5. Bring her back home 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dating, kids, money, sex
Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'" Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?" Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, family, food, kids
Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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has 43.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, kids, sex
Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves? A: Rasin Brand.
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has 43.26 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, racist
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