One day Adam and his parents were at the mall.
Adams mum gave him a $5 note and sent him on his way.
He got a bag of chips and a drink.
He went outside and his mum and dad weren't there.
What did the volcano say to the other volcano?
Stop erupting me.
"Johny, what is the difference between being sober and being drunken?"
Johny: "When I was drunk I didn't need to buy a ticket to the carousel."
"Ok, and when you were sober and wanted to go to the carousel what has happened then?"
"The carousel man needed to center the whole carousel, of course.
The left half of the carousel was for me and the right one for all the small children."
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Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster?
A: Hello, hello.
Q: Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
A: He wanted to be a cool cat.
Heres what you do:
1. Dinner
2. Kiss
3. Movie
4. Sex
5. Bring her back home
6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting
Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep?
A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves?
A: Rasin Brand.
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