The father with his daughter are taking a walk to a public place of their town;
"Ann! Why are you so nervously looking around?" observes the father.
"How else can I find you a really good son in law, dad?"
Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child.
The bed went itself out of fear.
Vote:
Our baby looks just like me.
But that’s OK, as long as he’s healthy.
Q: How did the sand get wet?
A: The sea weed!
What is height of Laziness?
Adopting a child.
Handy hint: Feed your baby onions so you can find it in the dark.
Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp?
The kids come back.
Vote:
There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day.
One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby?
One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies.
Rape
Willow Smith is 11 and has a tongue ring, half her head shaved and is bisexual.
She needs to go live with her Aunty and Uncle in Bel-Air.
Did you hear about the baby who swallowed a pin?
It was OK.
It was a safety pin.