The best kids jokes

The father with his daughter are taking a walk to a public place of their town; "Ann! Why are you so nervously looking around?" observes the father. "How else can I find you a really good son in law, dad?"
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dad, kids, lawyer
Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed went itself out of fear.
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has 43.39 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
Our baby looks just like me. But that’s OK, as long as he’s healthy.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: How did the sand get wet? A: The sea weed!
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: kids, weed
What is height of Laziness? Adopting a child.
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: baby, kids
Handy hint: Feed your baby onions so you can find it in the dark.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: kids
Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp? The kids come back.
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has 41.86 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, kids
There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day. One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby? One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies. Rape
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has 41.85 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, kids, racist
Willow Smith is 11 and has a tongue ring, half her head shaved and is bisexual. She needs to go live with her Aunty and Uncle in Bel-Air.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, celebrity, kids, life
"Jeff, my child, your mother had to stay in the hospital for a few days, cause the stork that brought your baby brother bite her by accident." "Oh, gosh! What a terrible thing to happen to her after such a difficult birth!"
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: baby, hospital, kids
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