Most babies born today are very young.
Q: What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street? A: Put them in a barking lot.
Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster? A: Hello, hello.
Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!
When Chuck Norris was a child, he would play with real logs instead of Lincoln logs.
Q: How did the sand get wet? A: The sea weed!
Q: Why did the cat sleep with a fan on? A: He wanted to be a cool cat.
Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'" Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?" Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
Anxiety: Getting up to see why the baby isn’t crying.
Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus? A. "Is that you mommy?"