The best kids jokes

Come on guys, I think we are a little tough on pedophiles, they have a hard time fitting in.
has 46.07 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, kids, sex
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty five-year-olds? A: Because there are twenty of them!
has 45.83 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, dirty, kids, music
One day Adam and his parents were at the mall. Adams mum gave him a $5 note and sent him on his way. He got a bag of chips and a drink. He went outside and his mum and dad weren't there.
has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: family, food, kids, mean, money
Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An Impasta
has 45.60 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: kids
They said the baby looked like me. Until they turned him the right way up.
has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street? A: Put them in a barking lot.
has 45.25 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: kids
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. "My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy. "Tommy," replied the second. "My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?" asked Billy. Tommy replied, "My Daddy's a lawyer." "Honest?" asked Billy. "No, just the regular kind", replied Tommy.
has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: age, dad, kids, lawyer
Q: How is spinach like anal sex? A: Chances are if you're forced to have it as a child you are probably going to hate it as an adult.
has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, food, kids, sex
Q: What did the adding machine say to the cashier? A: You can count on me.
has 44.84 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: kids
First boy: "Are you having a party for your birthday?" Second boy: "No, I'm having a witch do." First boy: "What's a witch do?" Second boy: "She flies around on a broomstick casting spells."
has 44.67 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: birthday, kids, party
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