There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day. One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby? One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies. Rape
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
"Jeff, my child, your mother had to stay in the hospital for a few days, cause the stork that brought your baby brother bite her by accident." "Oh, gosh! What a terrible thing to happen to her after such a difficult birth!"
A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
One day Adam and his parents were at the mall. Adams mum gave him a $5 note and sent him on his way. He got a bag of chips and a drink. He went outside and his mum and dad weren't there.
An Arabic kid joined my football team. All he did was blow the plays.
Kids dream about having superpowers. Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Stop erupting me.
Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?" A: "You can't tuna fish."