The best kids jokes

When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fat, kids
Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids. These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
A man had six children and was very proud of his achievement. He was so proud of himself that he started calling his wife, "Mother of Six", in spite of her objections. One night they went to a party. He decided that it was time to go home, and wanted to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouted at the top of his voice,"Shall we go home, Mother of Six?" His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouted back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: kids, marriage, wife
Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed went itself out of fear.
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
First boy: "Are you having a party for your birthday?" Second boy: "No, I'm having a witch do." First boy: "What's a witch do?" Second boy: "She flies around on a broomstick casting spells."
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has 46.02 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: birthday, kids, party
Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'" Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?" Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
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has 45.89 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, family, food, kids
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
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has 45.89 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, kids
They said the baby looked like me. Until they turned him the right way up.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: kids
Little Johnny was watching TV with his mother. Johnny: "Why is this tampon commercial so long?" Mother: "This is my favorite show called 90210." Johnny: ...
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has 45.33 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: communication, kids, little Johnny, time
Teacher: Who succeeded the first President of the USA? Class: The second one!
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: kids, political, teacher
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