The best kids jokes

Most babies born today are very young.
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Q: What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street? A: Put them in a barking lot.
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Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster? A: Hello, hello.
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Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!
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When Chuck Norris was a child, he would play with real logs instead of Lincoln logs.
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Q: How did the sand get wet? A: The sea weed!
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Q: Why did the cat sleep with a fan on? A: He wanted to be a cool cat.
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Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'" Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?" Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
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Anxiety: Getting up to see why the baby isn’t crying.
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Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus? A. "Is that you mommy?"
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