The best kids jokes

There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day. One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby? One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies. Rape
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has 46.90 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, kids, racist
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fat, kids
"Jeff, my child, your mother had to stay in the hospital for a few days, cause the stork that brought your baby brother bite her by accident." "Oh, gosh! What a terrible thing to happen to her after such a difficult birth!"
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: baby, hospital, kids
A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Halloween, health, kids
One day Adam and his parents were at the mall. Adams mum gave him a $5 note and sent him on his way. He got a bag of chips and a drink. He went outside and his mum and dad weren't there.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: family, food, kids, mean, money
An Arabic kid joined my football team. All he did was blow the plays.
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, football, kids, racist
Kids dream about having superpowers. Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, Yo mama
What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Stop erupting me.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?" A: "You can't tuna fish."
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: fish, kids, music
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