The best kids jokes

Q: Why did the silly kid try to feed pennies to the cat? A: Because his mother told him to put money in the kitty.
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Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?" A: "You can't tuna fish."
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Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An Impasta
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A man had six children and was very proud of his achievement. He was so proud of himself that he started calling his wife, "Mother of Six", in spite of her objections. One night they went to a party. He decided that it was time to go home, and wanted to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouted at the top of his voice,"Shall we go home, Mother of Six?" His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouted back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"
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What did the mama bear say to her cub? "Don't go out in your bear feet!"
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One day Adam and his parents were at the mall. Adams mum gave him a $5 note and sent him on his way. He got a bag of chips and a drink. He went outside and his mum and dad weren't there.
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An Arabic kid joined my football team. All he did was blow the plays.
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I hope the children will never find out why I say "oops..." so often when I vacuum their rooms.
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More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, kids, masturbation
One day Pepito was having a shower with his father when he saw his fathers penis. He asked his father what it was and his father replied "this is my racing car". The next night Pepito heard moaning in his parents room, being curious he peeped in to see what was happening. He then saw his father on top of his mother, while looking his father saw him and told him to go to his room. "OK, but I'm not sure you're driving that racing car properly" replied Pepito.
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Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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