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Willow Smith is 11 and has a tongue ring, half her head shaved and is bisexual. She needs to go live with her Aunty and Uncle in Bel-Air.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, celebrity, kids, life
Q: Why did the silly kid try to feed pennies to the cat? A: Because his mother told him to put money in the kitty.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: cat, kids, kitty, money
Q: How is spinach like anal sex? A: Chances are if you're forced to have it as a child you are probably going to hate it as an adult.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, food, kids, sex
Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?" A: "You can't tuna fish."
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fish, kids, music
Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An Impasta
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: kids
A man had six children and was very proud of his achievement. He was so proud of himself that he started calling his wife, "Mother of Six", in spite of her objections. One night they went to a party. He decided that it was time to go home, and wanted to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouted at the top of his voice,"Shall we go home, Mother of Six?" His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouted back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: kids, marriage, wife
What did the mama bear say to her cub? "Don't go out in your bear feet!"
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has 47.48 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: kids
Teacher: Who succeeded the first President of the USA? Class: The second one!
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: kids, political, teacher
An Arabic kid joined my football team. All he did was blow the plays.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, football, kids, racist
Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!
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has 47.05 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: kids, music
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