The best kids jokes

A school bus driver stopped the vehicle to take little George out. The kid opened the door and saw his grandmother reaching her hands to grab him. The driver though, to make sure that that person is really a family member, asks the kid. "Is this really your grandmother?" "Yes. She visits every Christmas!" "Very good! And when she stays at he rest of the year?" the driver insists. "At the airport!," says the kid and continues, "Whenever we feel like, we go there and we take her home..."
has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Christmas, family, kids
Q: Why did the silly kid try to feed pennies to the cat? A: Because his mother told him to put money in the kitty.
has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: cat, kids, kitty, money
Q: How is spinach like anal sex? A: Chances are if you're forced to have it as a child you are probably going to hate it as an adult.
has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, food, kids, sex
I hope the children will never find out why I say "oops..." so often when I vacuum their rooms.
has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, kids, masturbation
What did the mama bear say to her cub? "Don't go out in your bear feet!"
has 47.48 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: kids
Teacher: Who succeeded the first President of the USA? Class: The second one!
has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: kids, political, teacher
Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!
has 46.97 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: kids, music
A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Halloween, health, kids
An Arabic kid joined my football team. All he did was blow the plays.
has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, football, kids, racist
Kids dream about having superpowers. Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
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