Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogey in it!
Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
They said the baby looked like me.
Until they turned him the right way up.
When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia.
While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.
‘Is your baby a boy or a girl?’
‘Of course.
What else could it be?’
Q: What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
A: Put them in a barking lot.
The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep.
"Excuse me for disturbing you, ma'am," he said politely, "but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I've noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with a loaf of bread."
"That's right."
"Every day you hit him on the head with a loaf of bread, and yet this morning you were beating him with a chocolate cake."
"Well, today is his birthday."
What did the volcano say to the other volcano?
Stop erupting me.