The best kids jokes

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed went itself out of fear.
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has 44.67 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'" Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?" Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
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has 44.61 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, family, food, kids
Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
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has 44.49 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, kids
Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster? A: Hello, hello.
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has 44.47 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: Why did the cat sleep with a fan on? A: He wanted to be a cool cat.
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has 44.47 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: kids
Handy hint: Feed your baby onions so you can find it in the dark.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: What bounces and makes kids cry? A: My donation cheque to Children in Need.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: kids, life
Come on guys, I think we are a little tough on pedophiles, they have a hard time fitting in.
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has 43.61 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, kids, sex
Most babies born today are very young.
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: kids
A man is driving his five year old to a friend’s house when another car races in front and cuts them off, nearly causing an accident. "Douchebag!" the father yells. A moment later he realizes the indiscretion, pulls over, and turns to face his son. "Your father just said a bad word," he says. "I was angry at that driver, but that was no excuse for what I said. It was wrong. But just because I said it, it doesn’t make it right, and I don’t ever want to hear you saying it. Is that clear?" His son looks at him and says: "Too late, douchebag."
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has 42.53 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: car, dad, driving, kids
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