The best kids jokes

Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
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has 44.49 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, kids
Q: Why did the cat sleep with a fan on? A: He wanted to be a cool cat.
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has 44.47 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster? A: Hello, hello.
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has 44.47 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: kids
Handy hint: Feed your baby onions so you can find it in the dark.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: What bounces and makes kids cry? A: My donation cheque to Children in Need.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: kids, life
"Jeff, my child, your mother had to stay in the hospital for a few days, cause the stork that brought your baby brother bite her by accident." "Oh, gosh! What a terrible thing to happen to her after such a difficult birth!"
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: baby, hospital, kids
Q: In which room we cannot live? A: Mushroom.
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: kids
Most babies born today are very young.
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: How did the sand get wet? A: The sea weed!
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: kids, weed
A man is driving his five year old to a friend’s house when another car races in front and cuts them off, nearly causing an accident. "Douchebag!" the father yells. A moment later he realizes the indiscretion, pulls over, and turns to face his son. "Your father just said a bad word," he says. "I was angry at that driver, but that was no excuse for what I said. It was wrong. But just because I said it, it doesn’t make it right, and I don’t ever want to hear you saying it. Is that clear?" His son looks at him and says: "Too late, douchebag."
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has 42.53 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: car, dad, driving, kids
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