The best kids jokes

Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!
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Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
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They said the baby looked like me. Until they turned him the right way up.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia. While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.
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‘Is your baby a boy or a girl?’ ‘Of course. What else could it be?’
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Q: What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street? A: Put them in a barking lot.
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The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. "Excuse me for disturbing you, ma'am," he said politely, "but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I've noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with a loaf of bread." "That's right." "Every day you hit him on the head with a loaf of bread, and yet this morning you were beating him with a chocolate cake." "Well, today is his birthday."
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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Stop erupting me.
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