The best kids jokes

First boy: "Are you having a party for your birthday?" Second boy: "No, I'm having a witch do." First boy: "What's a witch do?" Second boy: "She flies around on a broomstick casting spells."
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has 46.02 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: birthday, kids, party
The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. "Excuse me for disturbing you, ma'am," he said politely, "but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I've noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with a loaf of bread." "That's right." "Every day you hit him on the head with a loaf of bread, and yet this morning you were beating him with a chocolate cake." "Well, today is his birthday."
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has 46.00 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: birthday, chocolate, food, kids, mean
Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'" Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?" Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
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has 45.89 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, family, food, kids
What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Stop erupting me.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: kids
They said the baby looked like me. Until they turned him the right way up.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: kids
When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia. While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
Q: What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street? A: Put them in a barking lot.
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has 45.26 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: kids
An Arabic kid joined my football team. All he did was blow the plays.
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has 44.74 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, football, kids, racist
Q: Why did the cat sleep with a fan on? A: He wanted to be a cool cat.
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has 44.47 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: kids
Did you hear about the baby who swallowed a pin? It was OK. It was a safety pin.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: kids
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