The best kids jokes

Kids dream about having superpowers. Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, kids, sex
Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, Yo mama
They said the baby looked like me. Until they turned him the right way up.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: kids
When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia. While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, stupid, Yo mama
"Johny, what is the difference between being sober and being drunken?" Johny: "When I was drunk I didn't need to buy a ticket to the carousel." "Ok, and when you were sober and wanted to go to the carousel what has happened then?" "The carousel man needed to center the whole carousel, of course. The left half of the carousel was for me and the right one for all the small children."
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: drunk, kids, little Johnny
‘Is your baby a boy or a girl?’ ‘Of course. What else could it be?’
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street? A: Put them in a barking lot.
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has 45.26 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?" A: "You can't tuna fish."
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has 44.84 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: fish, kids, music
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