The best kids jokes

Q: What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street? A: Put them in a barking lot.
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has 45.25 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: kids
The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. "Excuse me for disturbing you, ma'am," he said politely, "but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I've noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with a loaf of bread." "That's right." "Every day you hit him on the head with a loaf of bread, and yet this morning you were beating him with a chocolate cake." "Well, today is his birthday."
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has 45.25 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: birthday, chocolate, food, kids, mean
An Arabic kid joined my football team. All he did was blow the plays.
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has 44.56 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, football, kids, racist
Q: What's the difference between racist jokes and kids with cancer? A: They never get old.
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has 44.48 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: age, black people, kids, racist
Q: Why did the cat sleep with a fan on? A: He wanted to be a cool cat.
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has 44.47 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster? A: Hello, hello.
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has 44.47 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: kids
Handy hint: Feed your baby onions so you can find it in the dark.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: kids
This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris, kids, Santa
"Jeff, my child, your mother had to stay in the hospital for a few days, cause the stork that brought your baby brother bite her by accident." "Oh, gosh! What a terrible thing to happen to her after such a difficult birth!"
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: baby, hospital, kids
A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Halloween, health, kids
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