Q: In which room we cannot live? A: Mushroom.
TEACHER: Why would you paint something black? STUDENT: So it runs faster.
One day Pepito was having a shower with his father when he saw his fathers penis. He asked his father what it was and his father replied "this is my racing car". The next night Pepito heard moaning in his parents room, being curious he peeped in to see what was happening. He then saw his father on top of his mother, while looking his father saw him and told him to go to his room. "OK, but I'm not sure you're driving that racing car properly" replied Pepito.
Q: What bounces and makes kids cry? A: My donation cheque to Children in Need.
A mother found out she was pregnant and told the good news to anyone who would listen. One day when mother and son were shopping, a woman asked the little boy if he was excited about the new baby. ‘Yes!’ the four-year-old said. ‘And I know what we are going to name it, too. If it's a girl we're going to call her Mary, and if it's another boy we're going to call it quits!'
Did you hear about the baby who swallowed a pin? It was OK. It was a safety pin.
What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Stop erupting me.
A: How do children in Baghdad do? A: Bombastically.
Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
Billy: What a pair of strange socks you're wearing, one is green and the other is blue with red spots!! Drew: Yes, it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.