Kids dream about having superpowers.
Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
They said the baby looked like me.
Until they turned him the right way up.
When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia.
While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.
"Johny, what is the difference between being sober and being drunken?"
Johny: "When I was drunk I didn't need to buy a ticket to the carousel."
"Ok, and when you were sober and wanted to go to the carousel what has happened then?"
"The carousel man needed to center the whole carousel, of course.
The left half of the carousel was for me and the right one for all the small children."
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‘Is your baby a boy or a girl?’
‘Of course.
What else could it be?’
Q: What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
A: Put them in a barking lot.
Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?"
A: "You can't tuna fish."