The best kids jokes

Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, kids, sex
Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, Yo mama
Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An Impasta
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: kids
A man had six children and was very proud of his achievement. He was so proud of himself that he started calling his wife, "Mother of Six", in spite of her objections. One night they went to a party. He decided that it was time to go home, and wanted to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouted at the top of his voice,"Shall we go home, Mother of Six?" His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouted back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: kids, marriage, wife
The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. "Excuse me for disturbing you, ma'am," he said politely, "but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I've noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with a loaf of bread." "That's right." "Every day you hit him on the head with a loaf of bread, and yet this morning you were beating him with a chocolate cake." "Well, today is his birthday."
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has 46.11 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: birthday, chocolate, food, kids, mean
Willow Smith is 11 and has a tongue ring, half her head shaved and is bisexual. She needs to go live with her Aunty and Uncle in Bel-Air.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: age, celebrity, kids, life
They said the baby looked like me. Until they turned him the right way up.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: kids
When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia. While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
‘Is your baby a boy or a girl?’ ‘Of course. What else could it be?’
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: kids
"Johny, what is the difference between being sober and being drunken?" Johny: "When I was drunk I didn't need to buy a ticket to the carousel." "Ok, and when you were sober and wanted to go to the carousel what has happened then?" "The carousel man needed to center the whole carousel, of course. The left half of the carousel was for me and the right one for all the small children."
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: drunk, kids, little Johnny
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