‘Is your baby a boy or a girl?’ ‘Of course. What else could it be?’
Q: What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street? A: Put them in a barking lot.
Q: Why did the cat sleep with a fan on? A: He wanted to be a cool cat.
What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Stop erupting me.
When Chuck Norris was a child, he would play with real logs instead of Lincoln logs.
Q: How did the sand get wet? A: The sea weed!
Most babies born today are very young.
Heres what you do: 1. Dinner 2. Kiss 3. Movie 4. Sex 5. Bring her back home 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting
Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster? A: Hello, hello.
One day Pepito was having a shower with his father when he saw his fathers penis. He asked his father what it was and his father replied "this is my racing car". The next night Pepito heard moaning in his parents room, being curious he peeped in to see what was happening. He then saw his father on top of his mother, while looking his father saw him and told him to go to his room. "OK, but I'm not sure you're driving that racing car properly" replied Pepito.