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One day Pepito was having a shower with his father when he saw his fathers penis. He asked his father what it was and his father replied "this is my racing car". The next night Pepito heard moaning in his parents room, being curious he peeped in to see what was happening. He then saw his father on top of his mother, while looking his father saw him and told him to go to his room. "OK, but I'm not sure you're driving that racing car properly" replied Pepito.
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Teacher: Who succeeded the first President of the USA? Class: The second one!
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An Arabic kid joined my football team. All he did was blow the plays.
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The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. "Excuse me for disturbing you, ma'am," he said politely, "but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I've noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with a loaf of bread." "That's right." "Every day you hit him on the head with a loaf of bread, and yet this morning you were beating him with a chocolate cake." "Well, today is his birthday."
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‘Is your baby a boy or a girl?’ ‘Of course. What else could it be?’
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Q: What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street? A: Put them in a barking lot.
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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Stop erupting me.
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Q: How did the sand get wet? A: The sea weed!
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Most babies born today are very young.
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Heres what you do: 1. Dinner 2. Kiss 3. Movie 4. Sex 5. Bring her back home 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting
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