The best kids jokes

He was so ugly when he was born they didn’t know whether to buy a cot or a cage.
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has 25.81 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: kids
Two tomatoes are trying to pass the street. Suddenly, the one screams to the other: "CAR!" (splash) "WHERE?" (splash)
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has 25.81 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: kids
The town’s local council remarks that the best lawyer in town never made a donation to charity tendency. To convince him, the mayor calls him in his office: Sir, I remarked that you’re revenue reached a number of $600.000. With all these, you never made a donation to the charity... If you looked into my files, did you also remark that my mother is sick, and the medicaments she needs exceed her funds? No... answers mayor. In second place, my brother, war veteran, is condemned in a wheelchair and he’s blind. The mayor started apologizing, but was interrupted: And more, my sister died into a car accident and left tree children orphans. Stunned, the mayor says: I didn’t know, please accept my apologies... But the lawyer continues: I don’t see why I should give you any money, if I don’t ever give them money...
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has 25.67 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: health, kids, lawyer, money
What is the hardest part of making shoe fly pie? Putting the shoes on the flies!
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has 24.28 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: Why do two skunks argue? A: Because they like to kick up a stink.
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has 24.15 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: How big are the pastro's beds? A: Oh c'mon, it knows every little kid.
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has 23.37 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: dirty, kids, religious, sex
A man married an illiterate wife. After two years of marriage, they gave birth to a son called EFe. One day his mother asked him to read is multiplication table and he started immediately but when he reached 4multiply by 4 he mistakingly said 8 they mother angrily slapped him and told him the answer wasn't 8 but 44. The boy cried and reported what happened to the father, the father took him back and angrily told the wife to tell him the correct answer and the woman hurriedly say 4mutiply by 4 is it not 44. The man now calmed down and sai d u are Lucky that you got the answer if not I would have disgraced you here. I hope they are all brilliant.
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has 22.39 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: communication, kids, marriage, mean
What kind of rocks do young geologists play with? Marbles.
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has 22.36 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: kids
What color is a burp? It's burple!
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has 22.30 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: kids
What color is a burp? It's burple!
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has 21.06 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: kids
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