What is the hardest part of making shoe fly pie? Putting the shoes on the flies!
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.
What kind of rocks do young geologists play with? Marbles.
Q: Why do two skunks argue? A: Because they like to kick up a stink.
A man married an illiterate wife. After two years of marriage, they gave birth to a son called EFe. One day his mother asked him to read is multiplication table and he started immediately but when he reached 4multiply by 4 he mistakingly said 8 they mother angrily slapped him and told him the answer wasn't 8 but 44. The boy cried and reported what happened to the father, the father took him back and angrily told the wife to tell him the correct answer and the woman hurriedly say 4mutiply by 4 is it not 44. The man now calmed down and sai d u are Lucky that you got the answer if not I would have disgraced you here. I hope they are all brilliant.
A team of doctors attended the delivery of quintuplets who were able to walk immediately after the umbilical cords were cut. The senior doctor was asked to explain this unusual occurrence. ‘I guess they had a lot of practice,’ said the doctor. ‘What do you mean, “practice”?’ asked a junior colleague. ‘They were just born!’ The doctor replied, ‘Well, it was standing womb only.’
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breath!!!!
What's white, furry, and shaped like a tooth? (A molar bear!)