The best kids jokes

A: How do children in Baghdad do? A: Bombastically.
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has 28.82 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, kids, life, war
Q: How big are the pastro's beds? A: Oh c'mon, it knows every little kid.
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has 28.27 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dirty, kids, religious, sex
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breath!!!!
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has 27.88 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: kids
What do we do with crude oil? Teach it some manners!
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has 27.74 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: kids
How do teddy bears keep their den cool in summer? (They use bear conditioning!)
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has 27.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: kids
Two tomatoes are trying to pass the street. Suddenly, the one screams to the other: "CAR!" (splash) "WHERE?" (splash)
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has 27.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: What did the big turnip say to the little turnip A: When did you turn up?
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has 27.66 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: kids
When is a door sweet and tasty? When its jammed!
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has 26.98 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: kids
He was so ugly when he was born they didn’t know whether to buy a cot or a cage.
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has 26.16 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: kids
There once was two people Lisa and Brian They got married and had a child. The only problem was that the child was only a head, he had no arms, legs or torso. So all his life he was picked on and teased and he always wished he had a body. So when he turned 21 his dad took him to a bar and let him have his first beer ever. When he drank a whole bottle an arm popped out. When he drank more bottles more body parts popped out. After drinking many beers he finally had a whole body. As they left the bar, he was very drunk and was hit by a bus and he died. The moral of the story "Quit while you're a head."
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has 25.91 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, kids, life, marriage
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