The best kids jokes

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breath!!!!
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has 24.44 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: Why do two skunks argue? A: Because they like to kick up a stink.
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has 24.11 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: kids
A man married an illiterate wife. After two years of marriage, they gave birth to a son called EFe. One day his mother asked him to read is multiplication table and he started immediately but when he reached 4multiply by 4 he mistakingly said 8 they mother angrily slapped him and told him the answer wasn't 8 but 44. The boy cried and reported what happened to the father, the father took him back and angrily told the wife to tell him the correct answer and the woman hurriedly say 4mutiply by 4 is it not 44. The man now calmed down and sai d u are Lucky that you got the answer if not I would have disgraced you here. I hope they are all brilliant.
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has 22.73 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: communication, kids, marriage, mean
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.
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has 22.70 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: dating, kids, men, women
What kind of rocks do young geologists play with? Marbles.
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has 22.36 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: kids
"Jeff, my child, your mother had to stay in the hospital for a few days, cause the stork that brought your baby brother bite her by accident." "Oh, gosh! What a terrible thing to happen to her after such a difficult birth!"
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: hospital, kids
What is the hardest part of making shoe fly pie? Putting the shoes on the flies!
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has 21.41 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: kids
What color is a burp? It's burple!
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has 19.71 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: kids
Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were having a conversation one fine Sunday evening. One remarked to the other, ‘I got a new hearing device and it works fine?' The second said, ‘oh yes, my grandchildren just love the gifts of my choice.' The third one who noticed the hearing device in the ear of the first one asked, what kind is it?' The one with the brand new hearing device answered ‘about 6 O'clock'. All three of them looked up in the birds in the sky and said, "Birds of the same feather ‘flock' together."
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has 18.30 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, kids, old people, time
A team of doctors attended the delivery of quintuplets who were able to walk immediately after the umbilical cords were cut. The senior doctor was asked to explain this unusual occurrence. ‘I guess they had a lot of practice,’ said the doctor. ‘What do you mean, “practice”?’ asked a junior colleague. ‘They were just born!’ The doctor replied, ‘Well, it was standing womb only.’
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has 17.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: kids
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