The best kids jokes

Boy’s father come back from uk & was calling his wife. Boy:- papa mom has died. father slaped boy & said why u dont inform me when i was in America Boy :- i thought i will give u a surprise.
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has 29.42 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: death, kids, wife
He was so ugly when he was born they didn’t know whether to buy a cot or a cage.
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has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: kids
Two tomatoes are trying to pass the street. Suddenly, the one screams to the other: "CAR!" (splash) "WHERE?" (splash)
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has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: kids
What is a baby? "A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other."
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has 28.62 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: baby, kids
"Where did you born?" "At the hospital!" "Don’t tell me! And what were you in for?"
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has 28.62 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: hospital, kids
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: "What does the cow say?" Child: "Moo!" Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?" Child: "Meow." Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?" And this wide-eyed little 3 year-old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied, "Bud."
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has 28.45 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, kids
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breath!!!!
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has 27.88 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: What did the big turnip say to the little turnip A: When did you turn up?
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has 27.61 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: kids
If a wizard was knocked out by Dracula in a fight what would he be? Out for the count!
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has 27.24 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: kids
You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. You think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a movie. You take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. You ever cut your grass and found a car. The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat. You think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner. You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl'. You own a homemade fur coat. The people on Jerry Springer's show remind you of your neighbors. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. You can get dog hair from out of your belly button. The beer can collection in the town museum is the big tourist attraction. People hear your car a long time before they see it.
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has 27.24 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, car, drunk, kids, wife
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