What do we do with crude oil?
Teach it some manners!
Boy’s father come back from uk & was calling his wife.
Boy:- papa mom has died.
father slaped boy & said why u dont inform me when i was in America
Boy :- i thought i will give u a surprise.
He was so ugly when he was born they didn’t know whether to buy a cot or a cage.
Two tomatoes are trying to pass the street.
Suddenly, the one screams to the other: "CAR!"
(splash)
"WHERE?"
(splash)
What is a baby?
"A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other."
"Where did you born?"
"At the hospital!"
"Don’t tell me! And what were you in for?"
A: How do children in Baghdad do?
A: Bombastically.
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.
Mother: "What does the cow say?"
Child: "Moo!"
Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?"
Child: "Meow."
Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?"
And this wide-eyed little 3 year-old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied, "Bud."
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breath!!!!
Q: What did the big turnip say to the little turnip
A: When did you turn up?