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Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were having a conversation one fine Sunday evening. One remarked to the other, ‘I got a new hearing device and it works fine?' The second said, ‘oh yes, my grandchildren just love the gifts of my choice.' The third one who noticed the hearing device in the ear of the first one asked, what kind is it?' The one with the brand new hearing device answered ‘about 6 O'clock'. All three of them looked up in the birds in the sky and said, "Birds of the same feather ‘flock' together."
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has 15.98 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, kids, old people, time
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breath!!!!
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has 15.59 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: kids
TEACHER: Why would you paint something black? STUDENT: So it runs faster.
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has 14.76 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: kids
Why is it nice being a baby? It’s a nappy time.
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has 13.67 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: kids
What is the hardest part of making shoe fly pie? Putting the shoes on the flies!
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has 12.34 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: kids
Two guys meet: "Where were you lost my friend? says one of them." "Well, I took my kids to the zoo..." "And what kind of animals did you see there?" "The tiger... Huge and Scary! Full of stripes... Slowly walking inside the cage. She was “ahgrrr...” "Are you kidding me men? The tiger doesn’t go “ahgrrr..” … She “grrrrsss..”! "Right, ok.. But when you get too close to her face... !"
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has 11.98 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, kids
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