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Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
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How do lesbians handle their liquor? By the ears. (Lick her)
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.
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Did you hear about the two lesbians who bought an organ so they could play hymns?
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