How do lesbians handle their liquor? By the ears. (Lick her)
Q. Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? A. She kept having affairs with men!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
Did you hear about the two lesbians who bought an organ so they could play hymns?