The best lesbian jokes

How do lesbians handle their liquor? By the ears. (Lick her)
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has 38.94 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: dirty, lesbian
Q. Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? A. She kept having affairs with men!
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has 38.70 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: blonde, lesbian
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.
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has 38.60 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: animal, dinosaur, dirty, lesbian
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
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has 37.73 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, lesbian, sex
Did you hear about the two lesbians who bought an organ so they could play hymns?
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has 20.26 % from 183 votes. More jokes about: gay, lesbian