The best lesbian jokes

How do lesbians handle their liquor? By the ears. (Lick her)
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has 39.12 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: dirty, lesbian
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
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has 38.21 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, lesbian, sex
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.
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has 36.97 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: animal, dinosaur, dirty, lesbian
Q. Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? A. She kept having affairs with men!
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has 35.24 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: blonde, lesbian
Did you hear about the two lesbians who bought an organ so they could play hymns?
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has 19.60 % from 189 votes. More jokes about: gay, lesbian