Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe? A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!
What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See ya next month.
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.
Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don't have to swallow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.
Q: Why was the lesbian sick? A: She was lacking vitamin D.
Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
Q: What's the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde and a Schwinn at the side of the road? A: One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's...
What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment? Potpourri.
Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
Q. Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? A. She kept having affairs with men!