What’s the difference between a straight woman and a bisexual woman?
4 drinks.
How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?
All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
See ya next month.
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Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch?
A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
Fur traders.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
a lickalotapus.
Q: What's the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde and a Schwinn at the side of the road?
A: One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's...
Lesbians can also take Viagra.
They don't have to swallow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.
Q: Why was the lesbian sick?
A: She was lacking vitamin D.
Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?
A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!