The best lesbian jokes

Q: What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue? A: Well hung.
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has 64.47 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: dirty, lesbian
What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See ya next month.
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has 63.20 % from 266 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, lesbian, time
Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
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has 63.07 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, lesbian
What’s the difference between a straight woman and a bisexual woman? 4 drinks.
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has 62.84 % from 429 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, lesbian, women
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.
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has 62.50 % from 192 votes. More jokes about: gay, lesbian
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.
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has 54.32 % from 170 votes. More jokes about: animal, dinosaur, dirty, lesbian
Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don't have to swallow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.
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has 52.83 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: dirty, lesbian, sex, viagra
Q: What's the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde and a Schwinn at the side of the road? A: One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's...
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has 51.68 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: blonde, lesbian
Q: Why was the lesbian sick? A: She was lacking vitamin D.
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has 50.89 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: health, lesbian
Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
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has 47.28 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, lesbian
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