The best lesbian jokes

What’s the difference between a straight woman and a bisexual woman? 4 drinks.
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has 64.03 % from 473 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, lesbian, women
How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters? All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
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has 63.99 % from 281 votes. More jokes about: gay, lesbian
What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See ya next month.
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has 62.57 % from 307 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, lesbian, time
Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
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has 61.93 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, lesbian
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.
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has 61.43 % from 206 votes. More jokes about: gay, lesbian
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.
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has 57.07 % from 219 votes. More jokes about: animal, dinosaur, dirty, lesbian
Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don't have to swallow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.
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has 51.78 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: dirty, lesbian, sex, viagra
Q: What's the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde and a Schwinn at the side of the road? A: One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's...
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has 51.63 % from 171 votes. More jokes about: blonde, lesbian
Q: Why was the lesbian sick? A: She was lacking vitamin D.
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has 47.49 % from 185 votes. More jokes about: health, lesbian
Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
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has 46.42 % from 185 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, lesbian
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