The best lesbian jokes

Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don't have to swallow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.
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What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See ya next month.
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Q: Why was the lesbian sick? A: She was lacking vitamin D.
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Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe? A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!
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Q: What's the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde and a Schwinn at the side of the road? A: One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's...
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What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment? Potpourri.
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Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
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Q. Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? A. She kept having affairs with men!
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Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
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