Q: Why was the lesbian sick? A: She was lacking vitamin D.
What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See ya next month.
Q: What's the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde and a Schwinn at the side of the road? A: One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's...
Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe? A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!
What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment? Potpourri.
Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
Q. Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? A. She kept having affairs with men!
How do lesbians handle their liquor? By the ears. (Lick her)
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!