Q: What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue? A: Well hung.
How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters? All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See ya next month.
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.
Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
Q: Why was the lesbian sick? A: She was lacking vitamin D.
Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don't have to swallow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.
Q: What's the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde and a Schwinn at the side of the road? A: One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's...
What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment? Potpourri.
Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!