The best lesbian jokes

Q: What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue? A: Well hung.
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has 62.45 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: dirty, lesbian
How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters? All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
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has 62.36 % from 197 votes. More jokes about: gay, lesbian
What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See ya next month.
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has 60.88 % from 214 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, lesbian, time
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.
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has 58.27 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: gay, lesbian
Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
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has 57.49 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, lesbian
Q: Why was the lesbian sick? A: She was lacking vitamin D.
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has 54.60 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: health, lesbian
Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don't have to swallow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.
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has 52.26 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: dirty, lesbian, sex, viagra
Q: What's the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde and a Schwinn at the side of the road? A: One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's...
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has 51.47 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: blonde, lesbian
What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment? Potpourri.
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has 48.25 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: food, lesbian, women
Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
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has 41.57 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, lesbian
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