What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.
What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See ya next month.
Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don't have to swallow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.
Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe? A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!
Q: Why was the lesbian sick? A: She was lacking vitamin D.
Q: What's the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde and a Schwinn at the side of the road? A: One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's...
Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment? Potpourri.
Q. Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? A. She kept having affairs with men!
Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!