The best lesbian jokes

Q: What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue? A: Well hung.
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has 60.81 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: dirty, lesbian
What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See ya next month.
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has 60.06 % from 204 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, lesbian, time
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.
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has 58.40 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: gay, lesbian
Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
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has 57.40 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, lesbian
Q: Why was the lesbian sick? A: She was lacking vitamin D.
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has 55.63 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: health, lesbian
Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don't have to swallow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.
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has 54.44 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: dirty, lesbian, sex, viagra
Q: What's the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde and a Schwinn at the side of the road? A: One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's...
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has 51.99 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: blonde, lesbian
What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment? Potpourri.
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has 47.79 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: food, lesbian, women
Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
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has 40.32 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, lesbian
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
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has 39.60 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, dirty, lesbian
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