The best jokes about life

Baby, baby, baby ooh! Mom: *walks in* Are you listening to Justin Bieber? Daughter: No, I'm watching porn. Mom: Oh, thank goodness.
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has 76.71 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: life, music, sex
I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.
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has 76.51 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: car, life
Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
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has 76.46 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life
Never make the same mistake twice. There are so many new ones, try a different one each day.
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has 76.32 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: life
So the buddhist pulls a gun out of his coat and the vendor says, "Whoa whoa whoa, what about inner peace?". The Buddhist responds "This is my inner piece".
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has 76.32 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: life
There is a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, ''Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there is a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!'' Herman says, ''I know, but there isn't just one, there are hundreds!''
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has 76.32 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: life
A Jehovah's Witnesses knocked on my door yesterday, so I answered it and asked if he wanted to come in he said, "Yeah, okay." I said I'm just making a cup of tea do you want one? He said, "Yeah, sure." I said I've just made some toast do you want a slice? He said, "Yeah, why not." I then he sat down and I asked him, "So what now?" He said, "I don't know I've never got this far before!"
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has 76.27 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: life, religious
A man is out walking in New York when he sees a girl being savaged by a fierce dog. He fights off the dog by beating about the head with a stick and saves the girl's life. The girl's mother rushes over to him: "Thank you, thank you, you are a hero, tomorrow all the newspapers will have headlines about Brave New Yorker Saves the Life of Young Girl" "But I'm not a New Yorker," the man says. "Oh, then it will say in all the newspapers Brave American Saves Life of Young Girl," says the mother. "But I'm not an American," the man says. "What are you then?" asks the mother. "I'm an Iranian," the man says. The next day he sees the newspaper headlines: Islamic Extr*mist kills American Dog.
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has 76.27 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, dog, life
I have asked my mamma: "Mamma, why do we have 10 cock birds but only 1 hen?" Mama has said to me: "Because I want that she has a better life than I had."
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has 76.27 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, life, sex
Kanye West compared himself to Michelangelo, Picasso, Walt Disney and Steve Jobs. Apparently none of them could sing, either.
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has 76.20 % from 206 votes. More jokes about: life, music
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