The best jokes about life

You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts... Man, and do you have life? OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
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has 75.69 % from 328 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, IT, life, technology
Englishman, Scottish man and Irishman selling bibles door to door, they have a bet who will sell the most in a day. They meet up at end of day and Englishman has sold 2, Scottish man had sold 3, but the Irishman who had a terrible stutter says hhhee hhhee hhhad sssold ssssixty. The other two asked how did he do it. He said, "Wwwhen Iiiii nnnnnnknock aaaat thththe ddddooor I said: Do you wwwwwant tto bbbuy a bbbbbible ooooorrr shshshould Iiii jjjust rrrread it tttto yyyyou?"
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has 75.62 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: bible, life
Gordan Ramsey:Theres more smoke in this kitchen than snopp dogg tour bus.
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has 75.57 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, food, life, music
Q: Why is life like a penis? A: Women make it hard!
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has 75.51 % from 383 votes. More jokes about: life, sex, women
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
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has 75.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, life
Cool Morals: 1. Money is not everything. There's also MasterCard & Visa. 2. One should love animals. They are tasty too. 3. Save water. Drink beer. 4. Studying is healthy. So leave it for the sick. 5. Books are holy. So don't touch them. 6. Love your neighbor. But don't get caught. 7. Every one should marry because happiness is not the only thing in life...
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has 75.27 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: life
If someone ever intimidates you, remember that they're 70% water. Are you scared of water? Well you should be. 400,000 people drown per year.
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has 75.27 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: death, life
Always be yourself. Unless you can be quiet, then be that.
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has 75.27 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: life
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished two bags of chips and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.
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has 75.24 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: doctor, food, life
A couple was touring the capitol in Washington, DC, and the guide pointed out a tall, benevolent gentleman as the congressional chaplain. The lady asked, "What does the chaplain do? Does he pray for the Senate or House?" The guide answered, "No, he gets up, looks at both houses of Congress, then prays for the country!"
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has 75.00 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: couple, life, travel
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