The best jokes about life

Gordan Ramsey:Theres more smoke in this kitchen than snopp dogg tour bus.
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has 75.60 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, food, life, music
Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now. Jockstrap squirrel potatoes.
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has 75.57 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, internet, life, music
Who was the fastest runner? Adam. He was first in the human race.
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has 75.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: athlete, life
You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts... Man, and do you have life? OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
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has 75.35 % from 319 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, IT, life, technology
Girls are always taking your hoodies but you take one of their dresses and suddenly they're all like "we need to talk."
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has 75.27 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: life
Q: What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? A: What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!
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has 75.27 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: communication, life, sex
Always be yourself. Unless you can be quiet, then be that.
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has 75.27 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: life
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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has 75.25 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished two bags of chips and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.
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has 75.24 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: doctor, food, life
First Michael Jackson and now Neil Armstrong... God is clearly no fan of moonwalkers.
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has 75.19 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, god, life
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