The best jokes about life

Could you imagine if God turns out to be a woman ? Not only am I going to hell, but I will never know why.
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has 71.15 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: god, life, women
A woman, after giving birth to six babies, upon seeing her husband gets up off the hospital bed, walks over to him shouting "I told you not to go doggy style!"
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has 71.00 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: baby, dirty, life, marriage, sex
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!". But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!". Moral: Hard work is never appreciated, only result matters...
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has 70.93 % from 284 votes. More jokes about: baby, life, management, work
I really do have a soft spot for my MIL. It's out in the garden behind the garage.
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: geography, life, mother in law
"Hey what's up?" "Nothing much.. converting Oxygen into Carbon dioxide." "How the hell do you do that?!" "Breathing... Dude."
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has 70.84 % from 309 votes. More jokes about: life
Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guys drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on. The second guys says, "What are you doing? Sneakers won’t help you outrun that bear." "I don't need to outrun the bear," the first guy says. "I just need to outrun you."
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has 70.70 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: life
Kim and Kanye naming their baby North West is just like Brad Pitt naming his kid Arm.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: baby, celebrity, life, music
You have committed the grave tactical blunder of acquiring enough university credits to graduate. So now you're leaving college and embarking on the greatest adventure - and the biggest challenge - of your young lives: moving back in with your parents.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: family, graduation, life, school
A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he hasn’t been feeling well. The doctor examins him, leaves the room and comes back with three different bottles of pills. The doctor says, "Take the green pill with a big glass of water when you get up. Take the blue pill with a big glass of water after lunch. Then just before going to bed, take the red pill with another big glass of water." Startled to be put on so much medicine the man stammers, "Jeez doc, exactly what’s my problem?" The Doctor says, "You’re not drinking enough water."
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: doctor, drug, life
A couple was touring the capitol in Washington, DC, and the guide pointed out a tall, benevolent gentleman as the congressional chaplain. The lady asked, "What does the chaplain do? Does he pray for the Senate or House?" The guide answered, "No, he gets up, looks at both houses of Congress, then prays for the country!"
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: couple, life, travel
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