The best jokes about life

Do you know what a plateau is? It's the highest form of flattery!
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has 71.52 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: life
Scientists invented a machine to catch thieves. In 30 minutes in Canada the machine caught 10 thieves, in 15 minutes in the U.S the machine caught 5 thieves, in 3 minutes in Trinidad thieves stole the machine.
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has 71.52 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: life, science
Two Reasons why it's so hard to solve a redneck murder: Firstly, the DNA all matches and secondly, there are no dental records.
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has 71.50 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: death, dentist, life, mean, redneck
My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it.
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has 71.46 % from 259 votes. More jokes about: family, life, work
If my main parachute doesn't open and my reserve parachute doesn't open, how long till i hit the ground? The rest of your life...
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has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: life
An ideal man doesn't drink, doesn't snore, doesn't watch football, doesn't argue and DOESNT'T EXIST.
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has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: life
Yesterday I tried to catch fog. Mist.
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has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: life
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that.
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has 71.23 % from 287 votes. More jokes about: doctor, life
First Michael Jackson and now Neil Armstrong... God is clearly no fan of moonwalkers.
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has 71.22 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, god, life
Could you imagine if God turns out to be a woman ? Not only am I going to hell, but I will never know why.
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has 71.15 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: god, life, women
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