The best jokes about life

I really do have a soft spot for my MIL. It's out in the garden behind the garage.
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has 71.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: geography, life, mother in law
A woman, after giving birth to six babies, upon seeing her husband gets up off the hospital bed, walks over to him shouting "I told you not to go doggy style!"
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has 71.53 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: baby, dirty, life, marriage, sex
The government shutdown has officially lasted longer than any of Taylor Swift's relationships.
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has 71.53 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: life, political, relationship
Do you know what a plateau is? It's the highest form of flattery!
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has 71.52 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: life
Scientists invented a machine to catch thieves. In 30 minutes in Canada the machine caught 10 thieves, in 15 minutes in the U.S the machine caught 5 thieves, in 3 minutes in Trinidad thieves stole the machine.
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has 71.52 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: life, science
My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it.
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has 71.46 % from 259 votes. More jokes about: family, life, work
An ideal man doesn't drink, doesn't snore, doesn't watch football, doesn't argue and DOESNT'T EXIST.
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has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: life
If my main parachute doesn't open and my reserve parachute doesn't open, how long till i hit the ground? The rest of your life...
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has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: life
Yesterday I tried to catch fog. Mist.
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has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: life
Kim and Kanye naming their baby North West is just like Brad Pitt naming his kid Arm.
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has 71.25 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: baby, celebrity, life, music
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