The best jokes about life

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: She will "let it go let it go".
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Why is there a fence around the cemetery? Because people are dying to get in.
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A Ham sandwich walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve food."
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I want me a big black girl...the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.
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Going to war without the French is like going hunting without your accordion.
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I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and chess, but I stopped after my son broke my playstation.
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If my main parachute doesn't open and my reserve parachute doesn't open, how long till i hit the ground? The rest of your life...
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Doctor (to the patient: "Did I not give you the medicine yesterday? Did you take it?" Patient: "Yes, sir. But I did not drink it." Doctor: "Why?" Patient (Pointing to the bottle): "Because it is written on the label: 'Close the cork tightly and keep it in a cool place.'"
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Patient: "May I have a glass of water, doctor." Doctor: "Are you thirsty?" Patient: "No… I just wanted to check whether my throat leaks."
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Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
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