The best jokes about life

Originally it was called 'Chuck Norris Mode' but he decided to let god have that one because Chuck Norris is humble like that.
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god, life
Chuck can use "save" in real life. But he doesn't need it.
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, technology
Fast way to screw up someone's Knock Knock joke...? "It's open."
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has 69.98 % from 506 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, life
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant? A: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.
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has 69.96 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: accountant, life
Did you hear about the guy they found dead with his head in his cornflakes? The police thought it was a cereal killer.
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One day, Bush was talking with Osama Binladen on the phone, they couldn’t trace from where the call was coming from, but Osama said, "I’ve got good news and bad news." Bush replied, "What’s the good news?" "I’m turning myself in," said Osama. "But the bad news is, I’m coming on a plane."
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has 69.96 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: life
How come the village Guy Fawkes won the Nobel Peace Prize? Cause he was outstanding in his field.
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Every night I play a game called "Should I pee or can I hold it till morning".
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This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's WRONG with me, Doctor!?" The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: "Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight..."
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has 69.86 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: doctor, life, time
Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
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has 69.85 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
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