The best jokes about life

Two junior doctors were involved in a fight in the hospital. A senior consultant had to pull them apart. "What's all this about?" asked the consultant angrily. "It's the Tax Inspector in C ward," said one. "He's only got 2 days to live." "He had to be told." said the second doctor. "I know," said the first, "but I wanted to be the one to tell him!"
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: doctor, hospital, life, tax
Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
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has 70.83 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Doc, I think I need to wear glasses Indeed you have to, you are in a bank.
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has 70.55 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: life
I'm actually glad that 2 Chainz mentions his name at the begin of every song. It gives me time to change the radio station.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: life, music
Two Reasons why it's so hard to solve a redneck murder: Firstly, the DNA all matches and secondly, there are no dental records.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: death, dentist, life, mean, redneck
Do you know what a plateau is? It's the highest form of flattery!
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: life
A reporter asked Chris Rock who do you think would win the presidency? He said quickly Obama. When asked why, he replied, has anyone ran a race with a Kenyan and won?
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: life, political
A guy dies and is sent to hell. Extremely frightened because of that, he is very surprised when he arrives; beach, palm trees, sun is shining, happy people around in shorts and bikinis. Behind the next corner there are people eating great food and there's some cool music playing. After some time of wondering, a man in an expensive suit approaches him and says: "Hi, you must be the new one. Welcome to hell, I'm the devil. As you're gonna spend eternity here, make yourself comfortable and have a drink. If anything bothers you, always feel free to ask me." The guy still doesn't really understand what's going on, this is not what he expected. But finally he decides to inspect the area. Everywhere he goes, there are people laughing and having a great time, there's games, party and fun all around. Then he arrives at a steep cliff that divides the paradise hell from an area underneath, and there is hell as we know it: demons torturing the doomed, there's fire and the smell of brimstone. Shocked, he runs to the devil and says "Devil, how can that be? Here, we have the sweet eternity and down there people are tortured and burned! How can that be?!" The devil laughs and says "Oh, that. That's the Catholics - they want it that way."
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has 70.39 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: catholic, death, life, music, party
Fast way to screw up someone's Knock Knock joke...? "It's open."
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has 70.06 % from 525 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, life
Q: How is a boss better than a wife? A: A boss at least pays you for making your life miserable.
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: life, management, money, wife
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