The best jokes about life

If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Why is there a fence around the cemetery? Because people are dying to get in.
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has 70.33 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: life
I am often asked, "Is google a man or a women?" My simple answer is: It's a woman because it won't let you finish your sentence without making a suggestion.
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has 70.02 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: internet, life
If my main parachute doesn't open and my reserve parachute doesn't open, how long till i hit the ground? The rest of your life...
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: life
Q:Why is a doctor always calm. A: Because it has a lot of patients.
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: doctor, life
The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks." "And did he?" "Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: car, doctor, life
A old man was sitting in the front row at a town meeting, heckling the mayor as he delivered a long speech. Finally the mayor could stand it no longer, so he pointed to the heckler and said, "will that gentleman please stand up and tell the audience what he has ever done for the good of the city." "Well Mr. Mayor," the man said in a firm voice. "I voted against you in the last election."
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: life
Everytime a someone tells me my jokes are funny, I say, "Thanks! I got more lines than Whitney Huston's coffee table.".
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life
The City Health inspector walks into a new restaurant unannounced and takes a seat where he can see the kitchen. While he is sitting there, an order goes back for a pizza. The chef appears and the health inspector nearly chokes when he sees that he is not wearing a shirt. As if the health inspector didn't already have enough fuel for his citation-writing pen, the chef proceeded to grab a lump of pizza dough and press it out flat on his bare chest. Appalled, the health inspector had barely finished up when an order came back for a hamburger. The cook proceeded to grab a handful of ground meat and pressed it into a perfect patty in his armpit. Shocked an bewildered, the health inspector called for the manager and explained the gravity of the deplorable conditions he had seen. "That's nothing," replied the manager, "You should come back at five in the morning when he makes the donuts!"
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: food, health, life
Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
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