The best jokes about life

Drake Bell: In honor of Kim and Kanye's baby "North West" I will be naming my first son "Taco".
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: baby, celebrity, life
You will never have more energy or enthusiasm, hair, or brain cells than you have today.
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: college, life
Q: What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken? A: A pecking order.
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: bird, life, religious
Q: Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? A: Cause it got stuck in a crack.
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has 68.66 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: life
Jesus said to John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." He came fifth and received a toaster.
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has 68.60 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, life
I'm actually glad that 2 Chainz mentions his name at the begin of every song. It gives me time to change the radio station.
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: life, music
A runaway man from prison that was sentenced for life, has stayed in for 25 years. While trying to find a place to hide, he enters a newlywed’s house, ties the man in a chair in a corner of the room and ties the woman in the bed. He climbs on the bed, on top of the woman and appears to be kissing her neck. Then he gets up and leaves the room. Immediately the husband drags his chair up to the bed and whispers to his wife: "My love, this man hasn’t seen a woman for many years. I saw him kissing your neck and rushing out. Just play nice with him and do as he asks you to. If he wants to have sex with you just agree and pretend that you like it. Whatever you do, don’t go against his will and upset him. Both our lives are at your hands right now, be strong and remember that I love you." As soon as the half naked woman recovers from the shock of what she just heard, she says: "Honey, I feel very relieved that you see it this way. You are right, this man has not seen a woman for years but he wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering to me. He said that he finds you very cute and asked me if we have Vaseline in the bathroom! Be strong and remember that I love you too!"
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has 68.50 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: life, marriage, prison, time
"I really don’t know girl, but I don’t believe in love at first sight!" "Why?" "Because... How can you tell if the man has a good salary at the first sight?"
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: life, love
Big inspection on a build site/yard. The boss tells the workers : what ever happens just act as usual. The inspection committee were inspecting when a wall just colapses. -(Worker looking at his watch) : 10:15, just on time
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: life, time, work
Q: How do you find Ronald McDonald in a nudist colony? A: Look for sesame seed buns.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life
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