The best jokes about life

An ideal man doesn't drink, doesn't snore, doesn't watch football, doesn't argue and DOESNT'T EXIST.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: life
Doctor (to a patient): "You must take four tea-spoonfuls of this medicine before every meal." Patient: "Doctor, we’ve only 3 spoons at home."
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: doctor, food, life
Define "Egghead": What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.
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Why wouldn't the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: food, life
How many Mafia hitmen does it take to light the bonfire? Three, One to set fire to the effigy, one to watch his back, and one to shoot any witnesses.
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Q: Why are farmers cooler than Hipsters? A: Farmers can go a day without their Pitchfork
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: hipster, life, work
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
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has 68.01 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, life
A woman, after giving birth to six babies, upon seeing her husband gets up off the hospital bed, walks over to him shouting "I told you not to go doggy style!"
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has 68.01 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: baby, dirty, life, marriage, sex
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking. They hiked all day long and then, having gotten tired, unpacked and quickly retired. Holmes wakes up deep into the night, wakes Watson and says "Watson, do you see the bright stars and do you notice how clear the sky is? What can you deduce from it?" Watson yawns and tries to play the game. LWell, this clearly tells us the weather tomorrow is going to be dry and sunny." "No, my friend. It’s much simpler than that. Someone has stolen our tent."
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: life
Did you hear about the blind circumcicionist? He got the sack.
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