The best jokes about life

An ideal man doesn't drink, doesn't snore, doesn't watch football, doesn't argue and DOESNT'T EXIST.
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Doctor (to a patient): "You must take four tea-spoonfuls of this medicine before every meal." Patient: "Doctor, we’ve only 3 spoons at home."
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Every time you're sad, just remember that somewhere out there a tree grew for years and years, but was then destroyed and became material for a Justin Bieber notebook.
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Define "Egghead": What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.
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What do you find in a clean nose? Fingerprints!
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Why wouldn't the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.
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What's a skunk's philosophy of life? Eat, stink and be merry.
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How many Mafia hitmen does it take to light the bonfire? Three, One to set fire to the effigy, one to watch his back, and one to shoot any witnesses.
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Q: Why are farmers cooler than Hipsters? A: Farmers can go a day without their Pitchfork
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Q: Why did the Energizer cell go to court? A: For charges of battery.
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