The best jokes about life

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
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has 69.39 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life, men, women
I am often asked, "Is google a man or a women?" My simple answer is: It's a woman because it won't let you finish your sentence without making a suggestion.
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has 69.28 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: internet, life
I like my girl to be Hannah on the streets but Miley in the sheets.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music, women
Where do homeless accountants live? In a tax shelter.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: accountant, life, money, tax
Q: What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken? A: A pecking order.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: bird, life, religious
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: food, life, money, political
This couple board this jetliner for a trip to New York. The jetliner gets full of passengers and they are to go but, they notice that there are no attendants or pilots. The door closes and the jetliner starts taxing down the taxiway towards the runway and starts to take off as they are airborne the intercom says: Welcome to flight 1313 non stop to New York as you can see there are no attendants and or pilots this aircraft is totally computerized so sit back and enjoy the flight because there is nothing that can go wrong go wrong go wrong go wrong ...
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: airplane, life
You have committed the grave tactical blunder of acquiring enough university credits to graduate. So now you're leaving college and embarking on the greatest adventure - and the biggest challenge - of your young lives: moving back in with your parents.
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: family, graduation, life, school
Life is like a box of chocolates: A lot of people can't stand the dark ones.
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has 68.76 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: food, life, racist
One day Dick Cheney, George Bush and Laura Bush were in a private jet going to France. Then, George Bush said, " If i throw this hundred dollar bill off this jet I'll make one person happy!" Then Dick Cheney said, " Man if i throw ten, ten dollar bills down, I'll make ten people happy!" Then Laura Bush said, " If I throw one hundred one dollar bills off this jet I'll make a hundred people happy." Then the pilot said, " Man, if I throw these 3 losers outta this jet, I'll make six billion people happy."
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has 68.66 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: airplane, life, political, travel
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