Did you hear about the blind circumcicionist?
He got the sack.
What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast?
They're hiring.
Q: How do you drown a hipster?
A: In the mainstream.
Q: How is a boss better than a wife?
A: A boss at least pays you for making your life miserable.
Vote:
In 1996, Florida physical therapist Paul Shimkonis sued his local nudie bar claiming whiplash from a lap dancer's large breasts.
Shimkonis felt he suffered physical harm and mental anguish from the breasts, which he claimed felt like "cement blocks" hitting him.
Shimkonis sought justice in the amount of $15,000, which was denied.
Fast way to screw up someone's Knock Knock joke...?
"It's open."
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One day Daily Mail has a article with title: "One in four cannot read."
The next day one another newspaper writes: "Nice to see a newspaper finally acknowledging their audience."
What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock?
It repeated on him.
Q: How did the hail stone describe its life?
A: It really has a lot of ups and downs.
A boss took one of his employees to show his new sports car.
"That is amazing" the employee was fascinated.
"That is true" replied boss "and if you set your new goals higher and work even harder I can get an even better car next year".