The best jokes about life

No! You don't have "Bad luck". You have low IQ and you make bad decisions.
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Q: How is a boss better than a wife? A: A boss at least pays you for making your life miserable.
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Jesus said to John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." He came fifth and received a toaster.
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Wearing a turtleneck shirt is like being strangled by a really weak person all day.
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Q: What's in the wardrobe? A: Narnia business.
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Scientists invented a machine to catch thieves. In 30 minutes in Canada the machine caught 10 thieves, in 15 minutes in the U.S the machine caught 5 thieves, in 3 minutes in Trinidad thieves stole the machine.
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Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
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Q: What is height of forgetfulness? A: Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
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The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
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Rita is complaining to her friends about her husband's extreme dedication to his new job. You see, Rita's husband has been jobless for quite a while. She tells her friends, "I appreciate the fact that at last he's found a new job, but I don't like him taking his work home and finishing it in our bedroom." "Why, what's his new job?" "He's an embalmer."
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