Did you hear about the blind circumcicionist? He got the sack.
Where do homeless accountants live? In a tax shelter.
The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
Rita is complaining to her friends about her husband's extreme dedication to his new job. You see, Rita's husband has been jobless for quite a while. She tells her friends, "I appreciate the fact that at last he's found a new job, but I don't like him taking his work home and finishing it in our bedroom." "Why, what's his new job?" "He's an embalmer."
Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather? A. Drizzle
What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him.
Q: How did the hail stone describe its life? A: It really has a lot of ups and downs.
Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: Women's Rights.
On a beach a man shouts at another man: Tell your son not to imitate me. A man to his son: Son, stop playing the fool.