The best jokes about life

Scientists invented a machine to catch thieves. In 30 minutes in Canada the machine caught 10 thieves, in 15 minutes in the U.S the machine caught 5 thieves, in 3 minutes in Trinidad thieves stole the machine.
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Q: Have you heard about McDonald's new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
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I don't understand why people pay shrinks when I'll tell them what's wrong with themselves for free.
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Rita is complaining to her friends about her husband's extreme dedication to his new job. You see, Rita's husband has been jobless for quite a while. She tells her friends, "I appreciate the fact that at last he's found a new job, but I don't like him taking his work home and finishing it in our bedroom." "Why, what's his new job?" "He's an embalmer."
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Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant? A: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.
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What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him.
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I'm tired 8 days a week.
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Q: How did the hail stone describe it's life? A: It really has a lot of ups and downs.
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On a beach a man shouts at another man: Tell your son not to imitate me. A man to his son: Son, stop playing the fool.
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