The best jokes about life

Did you hear about the blind circumcicionist? He got the sack.
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Where do homeless accountants live? In a tax shelter.
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The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
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Rita is complaining to her friends about her husband's extreme dedication to his new job. You see, Rita's husband has been jobless for quite a while. She tells her friends, "I appreciate the fact that at last he's found a new job, but I don't like him taking his work home and finishing it in our bedroom." "Why, what's his new job?" "He's an embalmer."
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Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather? A. Drizzle
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What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him.
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I'm tired 8 days a week.
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Q: How did the hail stone describe its life? A: It really has a lot of ups and downs.
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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: Women's Rights.
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On a beach a man shouts at another man: Tell your son not to imitate me. A man to his son: Son, stop playing the fool.
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