The best jokes about life

Every night I play a game called "Should I pee or can I hold it till morning".
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Q: Why are farmers cooler than Hipsters? A: Farmers can go a day without their Pitchfork
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An Avon Lady was delivering products in a high-rise and was riding in the elevator. Suddenly, she had the powerful urge to fart. Since no one was in the elevator, she let it go - and it was a doozy. Of course, the elevator then stopped at the next floor, so she quickly used some Avon Pine-Scented Spray to cover up the smell. A man entered the elevator and immediately made a face. "Holy cow! What's that smell?" "I don't know, sir. I don't smell anything. What does it smell like to you?" "Like someone crapped a Christmas tree."
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Grandma: "Why is that dumb piece of cotton candy talking." Me: "Grandma, thats Nikki Minaj."
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My wife found a porn magazine in our son's room the other day. She showed it to me, and it was BDSM. She asked me "What we should do?" Me: "Probably not spank him." She belted me with the magazine. Now I know where he gets it from.
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Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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All these Miley Cyrus jokes are whoreable.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
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