The best jokes about life

An ideal man doesn't drink, doesn't snore, doesn't watch football, doesn't argue and DOESNT'T EXIST.
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Doctor (to a patient): "You must take four tea-spoonfuls of this medicine before every meal." Patient: "Doctor, we’ve only 3 spoons at home."
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Define "Egghead": What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.
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Why wouldn't the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: food, life
How many Mafia hitmen does it take to light the bonfire? Three, One to set fire to the effigy, one to watch his back, and one to shoot any witnesses.
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Q: Why are farmers cooler than Hipsters? A: Farmers can go a day without their Pitchfork
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Fast way to screw up someone's Knock Knock joke...? "It's open."
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has 67.97 % from 638 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, life
One man's hobby was fishing, he spent all his weekends near the river or lake, paying no attention to weather. One Sunday, early in the morning, he went to the river, as usual. It was cold and raining, so he decided to return back to his house. He came in, went to his bedroom, undressed and laid near his wife. "What terrible weather today honey," he said to her. "Yes. And my idiot husband went fishing!" she replied.
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Did you hear about the blind circumcicionist? He got the sack.
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What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast? They're hiring.
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