The best jokes about life

What do you find in a clean nose? Fingerprints!
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: life
Why wouldn't the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: food, life
What's a skunk's philosophy of life? Eat, stink and be merry.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, life
No! You don't have "Bad luck". You have low IQ and you make bad decisions.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: insulting, life, stupid
Wearing a turtleneck shirt is like being strangled by a really weak person all day.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: beauty, life
3 Stages of Sex: 1. House Sex - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house, in every room. 2. Bedroom Sex - After you've been married for a while and you just have sex in the bedroom. 3. Hall Sex - After you've been married for many years, and you just pass each other in the hall and say, "F**k you!"
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has 68.01 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: life, marriage, sex
Two friends were having a discussion about their relatives.... "I'll never amount to anything in life..", said the one friend. "In fact, my uncle is the town drunk.." "Well...that's not too bad.", replied the other, trying to console his friend. "Where does your uncle live..?" "New York City..."
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, drunk, life
Scientists invented a machine to catch thieves. In 30 minutes in Canada the machine caught 10 thieves, in 15 minutes in the U.S the machine caught 5 thieves, in 3 minutes in Trinidad thieves stole the machine.
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Q:Why is a doctor always calm. A: Because it has a lot of patients.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: doctor, life
I like my girl to be Hannah on the streets but Miley in the sheets.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music, women
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