The best jokes about life

Los Angeles Homeless... Homeless people here are different. You ever notice that? Our homeless people are serious, man. They have signs that not only say, "Will work for food," some of them have what they want: "Baked potato, salad, shrimp, sweet potato pie, sour chives."
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: food, life, work
What are two things a black man can't get in a fist fight. A black eye, and a swollen lip.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: life
T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons. Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
My life may be a mess but I know the difference between "Your" & "You're"-
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: insulting, life, stupid
What did the blanket say to the bed? Don't worry Ive got you covered!
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: life
TV commercials now show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: life
What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful? It's mashing!
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: food, life, racist
Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: She will "let it go let it go".
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: life, music
Q: Why do Republicans avoid living on the West Coast? A: They're scared to live that close to the edge of the Earth.
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has 60.70 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: geography, life, republican
If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over! To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"! If you needed a break from life, click on suspend. Hit "any key" to continue life when ready. To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster. To add/remove someone in your life, click settings and control panel. To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings. If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers. When you loose your car keys, click on find. "Help" with the chores is just a click away. Auto insurance wouldn't be necessary. You would use your diskette to recover from a crash. And, we could click on "SEND NOW" and a Pizza would be on it's way to you.
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: car, IT, life
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