Ignorance can be educated.
Crazy can be medicated.
But there is no cure for stupidity...
Two truck drivers trying to drive under a bridge.
Driver, "Oh no, the height of bridge is 2.7m and our truck is 3m."
2nd driver, "it's ok, just go, there is no cops around."
Cessna pilot: "Tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel.
Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!
Do you have the airfield in sight?"
Cessna: "Uh...tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know where the fuel truck is."
Patient: "Doctor, I can’t sleep."
Doctor: "Lie at of edge of your bed and you will sleep off."
What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down?
Hoe-Down.
What's lil Wayne's favorite kind of pizza?
Little Seizures.
What?
To soon?
Without you I can't breath.
I love you so much my nose.
A sandwich walks into a bar.
The barman says ''Sorry we don't serve food in here''
Did you hear about that music composer who commited suicide?
He didn't even leave a note.
If life hands you lemons, break out the tequila!