The best jokes about life

When we moved to the US I was 8 years old. I remember asking my father if I can have an allowance? When he asked me what that was, I said you're allowed to give me money.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: age, family, geography, life, money
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says ''Sorry we don't serve food in here''
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: life
What did the blanket say to the bed? Don't worry Ive got you covered!
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Which runs faster, hot or cold? Hot. Everyone can catch cold.
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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has 59.80 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life
Husband: Shall we try a new positon tonight? Wife: Sure. You stand by the ironing board, and I'll sit on the couch while drinking beer and farting.
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has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: beer, fart, husband, life, wife
Slept like a log last night........ Woke up in the fireplace.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: life
Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: life
Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather? A. Drizzle
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: life, music, weather
What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down? Hoe-Down.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
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