Ignorance can be educated. Crazy can be medicated. But there is no cure for stupidity...
Two truck drivers trying to drive under a bridge. Driver, "Oh no, the height of bridge is 2.7m and our truck is 3m." 2nd driver, "it's ok, just go, there is no cops around."
Cessna pilot: "Tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel. Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide! Do you have the airfield in sight?" Cessna: "Uh...tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know where the fuel truck is."
Patient: "Doctor, I can’t sleep." Doctor: "Lie at of edge of your bed and you will sleep off."
What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down? Hoe-Down.
What's lil Wayne's favorite kind of pizza? Little Seizures. What? To soon?
Without you I can't breath. I love you so much my nose.
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says ''Sorry we don't serve food in here''
Did you hear about that music composer who commited suicide? He didn't even leave a note.
If life hands you lemons, break out the tequila!