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Recently, I've been using the Bible for support. I've got a wobbly coffee table.
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Whats the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? One sells watches and one watches cells.
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Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
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Two truck drivers trying to drive under a bridge. Driver, "Oh no, the height of bridge is 2.7m and our truck is 3m." 2nd driver, "it's ok, just go, there is no cops around."
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Patient: "Doctor, I feel there are two of me." Doctor: "Very well, I shall see you, one at a time."
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A patient to his friend: "I am taking rest cure." Friend: "What do you do?" Patient: "I sit every day for three hours in the waiting room of a very busy doctor."
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A man with a bad rash on his hands went to his doctor. The latter examined his hands carefully for sometime and consulted many large volumes on his shelves. Finally, he asked the patient: "Have you had this trouble before?" He answered: "Yes." Doctor said: "You have again got it."
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Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather? A. Drizzle
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Steven Spielberg was busy discussing his new action adventure about famous classical composers. Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger were in the room. "Who do you want to play?" Spielberg asked Bruce Willis. "I've always been a big fan of Chopin," said Bruce. "I'll play him." "And you, Sylvester?" asked Spielberg. "Mozart's the one for me!" said Sly. "And what about you?" Spielberg asked Arnold Schwarzenegger. "I'll be Bach," said Arnie.
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What's lil Wayne's favorite kind of pizza? Little Seizures. What? To soon?
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